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 03.03.2011
Bata told) They were driving with the men on a watch on the ural (with a kung which); drive long ~ 6 hours. They go, they go, of course. And the man turned one of the cucumbers with milk, and asked questions like, “Have you gone?” he answered proudly, “I have a iron stomach!” The hour passes. the man has a sweat on his forehead, but nothing, he is silent, fastened.. It goes a while, the man can no longer withstand: "TROMOSY!!!". The Ural is a high car, and before you get out, you need to lower the forest. But the man was clearly not before these troubles, he opens the door, jumping, and from a sharp landing, he is brutally looking straight into his pants))) And on the street the fierce frost -35.. And, since there was no water, the poor man had to wash in such a cold with vodka)))))) Then, when they went, he was put in the very end and opened the window to him, so that he did not smell, and from which he was all the way scared) This is how he heard "Iron Man"))
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