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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16214
 03.05.2009
8th Anniversary Celebration...
YYY, what is it?
Shortly after 4 o’clock in the morning, the cards decided to play, naturally to the desire. well all sat.I splashed. shorter desire, these dogs in general cool came up... I had to go out of the house in my boots and pyjamas with a bowl in which a soluble coffee is poured, and ask the passers for a bowl.Pepe, I was caught up too!!! to
YYY who?Who are these good people? ?
XXX. also decided to play on wishes.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16213
 03.05.2009
I sit with a friend in class. The immense size of the puppet explains that one, bending with cancer in the neighboring row, ticks a friend’s back almost in the face.
We sit up. Then she turns her head and begins: “Don’t you be ashamed of talking under my nose?” Friend:"Huyase NOS"
Učilko, because of his deafness, did not hear this phrase and again spit his "nos" in his face. Here everything should have ended if it wasn’t the phrase from the neighboring party:" A sting is sneezing";
I’m not going to write stupid phrases like “the lesson was broken” or “everything fell under the table” but it rusted for a long time.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №16212
 03.05.2009
The hardest thing is to give the truth a commodity.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №16211
 03.05.2009
The office fucking.
I just had to print one page. I send a TXT file.
I go to the press, then go to the next room, where the printer stands – strange.
Nothing is printed. Printer in normal condition, paper
Yes, but the result is zero. I send it again, I look at the task manager
Printing: All of the stuff. But not even printed.
I tried from Word: the result is the same.
Somewhere on the 7-8th sheet the reason was found: the air conditioner was turned on
too much, and for the time that it took me to get out of my
room to the printer, he successfully pushed another sheet into a distant corner
Under the table...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №16210
 03.05.2009
Buy a ticket at the train station:
Do you have a ticket to Urupinsk?
There is.
Is there a side shelf at the top of the toilet?
There is!? to
- And in front of me camp Roma tickets bought, can you take them in the car?
Maybe, but there’s still Dembele.
Let’s go, that is it!
He bought, comes home, his wife runs out of the kitchen and asks:
Did you buy my mother’s ticket?
You won’t believe, the last wreck.

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