Blonde:Hello 02.08.12 06:31
I: What am I busy with? 02.08.12 06:31
Blonde: work 2.08.12 06:31
I: Is it a advice or an order? ? 02.08.12 06:32
Blonde: No, you asked what I was busy with, and I answered work. I am busy 2.08.12 06:32
I am aaa... It is clear! ?

Wife: Brilla piszu... cut off
Wife: Brilla’s leg has cut off.
And just try not to fuck me after that today.
Wife: How did you accept it?

C forum, the topic is called "what to poison "
Mom needs to be treated.
I sit and think that could mean "toxicating the Operating System" (((

The 2nd Devil:

In the "European Union"
A 50-year-old woman buys a memory card for a digital device. With her a girl aged 15-16. Well, the consultant showed them everything, established, broke the check. And here he asks:
I wonder, why do you need a map? You have one right now.
And it is filled.

and pause. The consultant looked at the other and said nothing to them!!! to
And they went away, happy with the purchase! ?

I wonder how many of them have such "filled" memory cards at home? ))))))))

Can I use only one card? You did not think that it is possible that they are tourists and they really have finished the space on the memory card, and to sit and pick up on a small digital screen, oh how uncomfortable, and you still want to do a lot of photos? Once I got into this situation, so I always have a spare battery and memory card in my bag.

The neighbor does not drink alcohol for the third day. Tormented everyone with healthy lifestyle advice and ridicule about the harmful foods that everyone eats.

I'm not going to marry you :D
YYY: Okay
xxx: Hey, then you should have been upset, crying and saying I am a heartless creature :D yyy: aaa
Forgive me stupid.
You are a heartless creature!

14 Abakan and 16 foreign celebrating desant soldiers got in the last day in the police department of Abakan. 16 of them were arrested in administrative order: one - for disobedience to police officers, 15 - for minor hooliganism. The court awaits them today. It is noteworthy that during the detention it turned out that some of the men never served in the “elite” troops. "At the question "Where and when was the service?" many of the "fighters" were lost with answers, and one openly stated that he wanted and therefore wore a calf and took. Last year, of the 15 “blue berets” detained, only 2 were real landers,” the police said. The exact number of "fake" landers will be found out at the court.

I lie in the hospital. The neighbor ripped the refresher automatically from the house, made a bottle of water to it, hanged it at the window, stretched the gasoline on the window and every 5 minutes a splash of water from the refresher sprinkled on it.

In Kemerovo, if you showed a turning point, you asked, and in Novosibirsk, if you showed a turning point, you warned.

Capacit: Ziva installer downloaded from torrent, three times sent a paid SMS 200p
Stormbird by Gm. The licence costs 250 rubles. Halyava - a thing so attractive that it is not a pity to overpay for it, right?

Madam :
My husband is a programmer. I asked to dress the child. Dress of course. Two T-shirts and two cowards. You didn’t say you need to remove something.

Your husband is such a dude! The IMHO. Fuck the cretinism.

Installation of a ventilator:
Valery: I see correctly - the nominal current is from -9.92A to 10.08A. Will he pull my computer under the ceiling?
Anonymous: It will not go away. But at the time of launch to check the computer around its axis will be able. You can hold your foot.

In the bus.
I see two women sitting near each other in the same red saraphan. The day was clearly not for them - they had to go out at one stop. The first got up and, in a hurry, went to the nearby front door, the other immediately jumped up and ran through the entire bus to the rear.

2 weeks and 6 weeks without hot water. The board, on which the announcement of the hot water shutdown for another week was again glued, was ripped with the root out of the wall, broken in half and rolled in the corner.
The nerves cannot withstand.

Saintdebosh: Yesterday I bought peelings hanging.
And I say to the grandmother-seller: there will be delicious peelings - I will visit often.
She has a challenge: I have been working here for two years, no one has yet returned.
I laughed, a good joke. And this morning I understood why they didn’t come back, until I was late to work.

Where did you get such knowledge in geography? and :)
YYY: Once in my childhood I was sent to my grandmother. Of all the books she has with pictures, there is only an atlas.

(14:57:12) Pro: a -- well yes
(14:57:24) Pro: You have a heavy form of audiophilia
(14:58:04) Pro: When you go to hell you will be forced to listen to black eyes as 32 bits
(14:58:16) Pro: on the column genius
(14:58:23) Pro: twisted to the maximum
at 15:00
(15:03:20) Pro: You are quiet there – you are trembling from the prospect?

Marquise Dahl 02.11.2009, 15:18:29
I can’t get a cup of coffee in Turkey. When my parents cook - it is, and I have a home (three stops from my parents live) I do not even appear in Turkish. Maybe anyone knows how to cook so that it's just a foam?
Why Eve 02.11.2009, 19:43:45
The problem may be due to the following reasons:
Coffee is Different
2) Different water
Different intensity of fire
Different Turks
If everything is the same, the reasons are as follows:
5) Three additional stops
The moon is not in the lion.

Gay people are dissatisfied with VKontakte, violating their type.

and yes? Why, if a man thinks he is a Martian or Napoleon, then he is treated in a psychiatric clinic; and if a man thinks he is a woman, then his rights are tried to protect?

2da=> (22:08:28 2/08/2012)
Almost all the men I know are goats.

Max (22:08:42 2/08/2012)
What did I do?

2da=> (22:09:07 2/08/2012)
I don’t think you are a man.)