The cult of children arose in our civilization not so long ago – just some 50-60 years ago. And in many ways it is the same artificial phenomenon as the Coca-Cola Santa Claus jumping out of the tobacco market every year. Children are the most powerful tool to boost the race of consumption. Every square centimeter of a child’s body, not to mention the cubic millimeters of the soul, has long been divided between the producers of goods and services. Forcing a person to love himself with such manic love is still a rather difficult moral and ethical task. The love of the child comes from the middle. Then just turn the counter on.
The market does not want the family to be built properly, because then it will satisfy most of its needs itself, within itself. And the unhappy family likes to outsource their problems. And this habit has long been the foundation for billions of dollars in industries. The ideal, from the point of view of the market, the father is not someone who will spend the weekend with the child, go to the park, ride a bike. The ideal father is someone who will work overtime this weekend to earn a two-hour visit to the water park.

xxx: I came to the UFMS with the bats, that they would be struck on me and because they did not come on the appointed day and time for the passport.
YYY: Are you driving Batty to change his passport and listening to insults for his bats? Did you think you could be your grandmother?
XXX is grandmother.
Yyy: Yes, his grandmother, his mother.
XXX: Give up such a child.

"LANfran-LANfra" - a song about the laying of network cables
Do you know what Boyarski puts the cables in?
ZZZ: in the mouth
No, it is on cable channels.

xxxx: A PTO engineer was jailed for a computer found in the closet - 96 MB of operating equipment, HR...
How it works, I do not understand.
YYYY: It is Magic
xxxx: Ah, the necromancy is called)))

Do you not understand that your principle is our killed and wounded people? What do we think of each person? What is this confession putting the cross on the Russian propaganda about fascists? What did you stupidly ruin relations with the former friendly people?
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Yes, we destroyed our relations with the friendly people. Here I am, and my old mother, and the child is a year old... And the aunt from Ukraine doesn’t call us anymore, because she also thinks that it’s all of us, fools and fools. My own person, haha. Maybe among the Russians and little adequate, but judging by such positions among Ukrainians there are not at all.

Windows 10 is Spying on Users
WOW: Yeah yeah
HH: So, taking the opportunity, I greet the employees of the small-heavy!!! to

This is not the story in the Terminator. It needed to be this: Sarah Connor and Kyle rice are transferred in 2017, and here is the OP! The governor of California.

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The Russian government has authorized the destruction of products illegally imported into Russia by any available means.
and...
Could it be possible to involve children in this case?

Better this way:

In the parallel universe:

Yesterday Russian language and literature teacher Anatoly Belkin was once again noticed near the entrance to an elite nightclub. This time it is that he approached him on his already new black bendley.

Meanwhile, it became known from the Moscow dynamo that the young and promising footballer Alexander Petukhov signed a new contract with the club on very favorable terms for himself. Now he will receive 600 thousand rubles per season, and as bonuses he will be provided with free three-time meals and an annual subscription to the fitness center.

Boy (M) and girl (D), who met on a dating site, a couple of years later met again on the same site:
D is boooh! What a people! ? I haven’t seen you here for a long time.)
M: I myself in shock, accidentally got the link in the eye.)))
So what about success?
M: The same as success?
D is no. Some sort of poor this season.

I live in the city of district subordination (Z), I work in the district centre (N). Another date of liberation from the Germans.
Chief: But here we need to talk a little about the release of N.
I: Well, I’ll look for it on the internet.
Chief (in horror): Do you know the story of liberation N?
I: But I know the story of the liberation of Z.
The boss (suspiciously): No-ka, no-ka
In the Great Patriotic War, the city Z was not built yet.

Peskov the first of the men who openly stated:"Not pumped, but gave!"

So you decided to get married?
Years go by, we are not younger.
You seem to be friends for a long time. Have you won the friend zone?
Sex will not be before the wedding, because we need it only for the continuation of the family, we do not kiss people, we live separately each in their apartment...
Friend zone: hight level;-)

xxx: A familiar photographer was at a friend’s wedding.
He said: I could give money like anything, but my wedding gift is my job as a photographer. You give up 10,000.

Yesterday I walked down the street, some tents with vegetables, and the grandmother of God approached me and complained: "Son, help me for Christ's sake, I can't raise the net." Well, I think, of course, I have a beard, but for the grandmothers to start pulling the grid... And it turned out that she had 10 kilograms of potatoes in avoska and could not cut off the ground) had to be a pioneer (

For my lower absence the ugly cat hid anger on me... in the two corners of the room, under the bed and a bunch of hatred in the hallway...

H. Potter: I was over drinking ((
H. Potter: Drunk terribly on Friday, bypassing 4 bars. I was treated in the bars on Saturday (I’d rather die in the working week)
LoveDrive: Harry Potter and the Bars of Death? The work in two parts. But you stood up, the little magic boy with scratches... With blue eyes under his eyes :)
H. Potter: The Lost Artifact of Advance Accounting

Instead of iPhones and Macs, I spend money on a paid doctor. Reception without a turn at a convenient time, the list of tests, the prescribed pills not only do not spoil the figure, but also critical days made more regular and ( suddenly!) Healed the mastopathy.
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And now listen to the same paid doctor.
I work in a pay clinic. And I prescribe contraceptives exactly the same, with the only difference that in the clinic I still prescribe tests. Why Why?
First, tests are the profit of the clinic and if I stop prescribing, I will quickly lose my warm spot.
Second, it is a guarantee that you will come back to the reception. The same - I risk my place if I stop going again. Yes, the management is closely monitoring this.
And most importantly - there is still no analysis that would reliably show that for this patient the pill A is better, and for the one - B. It simply does not exist. Yes, there are nuances that I take into account, but most often I already know at the first reception that I will appoint a patient, without any tests. Experience allows it. Analysis, if it reveals something, it almost never affects the choice of contraception. Sometimes you have to change what is assigned, but people are not robots, everyone acts in their own way.
But remember, the same people work in the paid clinic. And the only thing you get there plus for the money spent is comfort and no turn. Except that fools don’t get there. Unless they are the right person.

<xxx> I have 666 dialogues)))
<xxx> I am devil sociable))))

Before I moved to Moscow I could not imagine that there is such a dress - "summer coat".