I live in the city of district subordination (Z), I work in the district centre (N). Another date of liberation from the Germans.
Chief: But here we need to talk a little about the release of N.
I: Well, I’ll look for it on the internet.
Chief (in horror): Do you know the story of liberation N?
I: But I know the story of the liberation of Z.
The boss (suspiciously): No-ka, no-ka
In the Great Patriotic War, the city Z was not built yet.