A Muslim holiday in Moscow. If anyone does not know: thousands of believers gather in one place in the capital, almost in the center, and then all this crowded with a thick stream flowing through the streets of the city. I needed to get to the client quickly. I am in one metro-closed with mints, the second, too, in the third-all passed into one door. It was a very bad mood for the entire Muslim crowd. I go down the escalator and I hear the standard ad:"When you find suspicious faces, immediately report bla bla bla..." So I wanted to scream: "There are thousands of people here, crazy!!! ! to

Shorter, they sleep together
He hugs her, she’s already asleep.
HHH: And there, Vanke needed his hand.
What does this Niibaca Copperfield do?
XHH: right, reminds me of the focus with the paddle
He decides to pull out his hand quickly.
In short, he doesn't know how, but Katka, having made a coup, falls to the floor, and he spends a wonderful night on the floor and day in apologies.
When he told me, I roasted like a gray burka.

Nature has not yet known a creature more intricate and insidious than the student at the exam.

Old hank: Yesterday I was checking in Peter about the change of the mayor. Immediately noticeable improvements - the snow is cleaned, there are no pebbles either. It was long time!

I go in, I mean, in the room, my mom is watching a telecar, a cat is rolling around. The cat has a controller on the back. And my mom says, "I knew that this cat would still be useful for something".
XH: O_o

A random grandmother called me and then took my phone number. To mean it?
Tagged: shrink

I am a vampire.
yyy: 20 eaten packs of hematogen still say nothing

Epic Feel, do you think?! to
The epic file is to finish a ped in the specialty of "teacher of Russian language and literature", to arrange to work in the school and to discover among his new colleagues his former Russian teacher, who all the senior classes claimed that nothing unusual will come out of me!!! >_<Now, the infection, walks, smiles, says that he is happy "fresh blood" in the team...
Even at school, I suspected that she was going to be snooping.

Coming from fishing, he poured four decent carp into a basement, poured water on the floor in the bath, himself in the bath under the shower. The cat immediately turns around, staring into the bench. Going out after the shower, only after the towel pulled, the carp pulls out of the basement and on the floor, the cat instantly through me on the basement will take off to the very top and sitting on the basement looks down and complainingly blows. My wife is knocking on the door, what’s going on? Standing naked I don’t know what to do first, open the door, take the cat out of the cage, catch the rock on the floor, or dress the cowards. On the floor, it is not clear from whom.

<coextra> knocking on the key spinning the nails - like running barefoot on the rose!

I visited a friend in another city. He left by night train. In order not to get stuck with changing clothes, I immediately dressed in sportswear and jerseys. A call from a friend in the morning:
How is the road?
and normal. How by myself?
I don’t know how to wear shoes at work. You took one of your shoes and one of mine.
Don’t worry, I’ll send you the mail as soon as I get there. The shoes are almost the same, if you don’t look, you won’t realize that they are different.
This is what is unique. Both on the left, fucking!! to

I arrived on the 1st of September. The first is physics.
In the middle of the couple, the seminarist (c) asks:
Q: How many semesters of mathematics do you have?
We: six, there was a matan, diffuses, linals, now there is a discretion and a discharge.
Then she just killed us.
Q: Great, so you can multiply...

May...

xxx: I wonder, but why in the universities on September 1, five-year-olds do not drag on the shoulder of the first-year-old?
You’ve never been in a relationship :D

In Peter were arrested teenagers who injured a taxi driver with their attitude to the work of late Gumilev.

And we cooked: for a banquet of some local bankers/businessmen, the nail of the menu was a dish “crabs baked in ananas sauce.” The chef is young, and the majority of these bankers graduated from contemporary schools and remember the classics. Not appreciated humor, the cook was fired.

I sit and wait for my turn in the solarium. The administrator always cries on the phone:
and AHA. And you know what it is. Yes to! and thou shalt throw away, even with this thistle, the prostitute, and the joke with this! What?? Do you know that Tania? You are a prostitute, right? What?? Is it your sister?? to
The silence, the hiccups :)

Today, circumstances have forced us to look at our brave militia. They drank tea with cookies and watched House 2. This is what I know about evil.

A case of support:

For whom is the contract signed?
and cat! The cat!! Is the contract signed for you?? to
and yes!! to
- Treaty signed on Mazus Yevfrin Isaakovna

I’m sitting now thinking... for a catch...

Ebu_and_eboma: return nick I love_and_love Suki!!!! to

I saw here on the beam the post of the chela who entertains at work cutting the tape of Mebius along the axis... I broke my whole brain and cut off a bunch of paper: it turns out if you cut the tape of Mebius the first time exactly in the middle, it doubles in length and twists again, and if you cut it again in the middle you get two strips wrapped together!!! Try it!! And that’s not her only interesting property.

PS: And stop ticking members in iPhones and other technology.