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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93257
 30.01.2014
Bob Bob: Where did the snowmen go?
Bob Bob: I haven’t seen them since childhood.
Reiii: they mimicred in the pigeons
Reiii: or tea
Reiii: It is best to mimic in the duck.
Average behavior of citizens:
Look at it! The Snow!
Look at it! The Duck! Let us feed!
Tagged: Agree
Tatiana: There is snow, I have seen it
Rea is feeding?
by Tatiana: No
Reiii: wooooot

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №93256
 30.01.2014
I take my 4 year old daughter from the kindergarten.

Do you know what toys are in the garden?
What is?
Just don’t laugh.
MM is OK.
Buttons on the computer.

and ?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №93255
 30.01.2014
Comments to the news about the increase in Internet traffic by 4pda.
I spend 45 gigabytes a month.
YYY: The Aztec Trachun!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №93254
 30.01.2014
This is:
to this:
Hind: I remember going to school at 46.
Hind: because classes were cancelled only at -48
(Chuk originated from Siberia)
Classes are cancelled in the 5th snow. Yalta Crimea

I came from the Yakut village.
I remember coming to school, and it was closed because 54 classes were cancelled, I had to go home.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №93253
 30.01.2014
News: Yanukovych is sick - and is in hospital.
The commentary: Shirt! Have you heard Yanukovych’s last speech? Do not please me. Sho, is it the last?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93252
 30.01.2014
What do you understand about sex if you don’t even know how to hurt your pleura during your first wedding night? This is exactly what I wrote about Hanks. "Girls" with a child"

- Get away from the girl, she is writing everything right - in her first wedding night in her mouth up to the lungs inserted, here "pleur" and damaged. Envy the silence, Mohammad.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №93251
 30.01.2014
Woke up very early. I sat in the car and looked at people. I often checked if the doors were closed.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №93250
 30.01.2014
Ethereal: 10 minutes of a neighbor on the wire dragged until this fool remembered that the battery is at home

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93249
 30.01.2014
The girl with the border :-)
What do you understand about sex if you don’t even know how to hurt your pleura during your first wedding night? This is what I have written about."

I think it’s trolling and trolling, but I want to buy :-)

I’m 22, I’m a loser and a virgin, and I don’t understand anything about sex. How to damage the pleura? There are a lot of instructions. What about pleura? Shake so that the chest is broken?? to

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93248
 30.01.2014
My son was removed in September. From First Class! For the behavior!
I studied for only four days, I was called and told that they did not intend to tolerate this, he calls the teacher a fox and breaks the lessons.
The husband went to talk to the teacher. I met this cow with Yaga near school!He talked, and then promised me to explain to the child the difference between a fox and a bitch.
I barely answered, we agreed to buy a baby ice cream and go to a private school. I’m studying there now and it’s fine.

First of all, don’t lie. Students of 1st grade cannot be removed from school. There is no such law. Secondly. If it is with permission to say "the child" allows himself in the first class to call the teacher a fox, then this fox is really not a place among normal children, go to the private, there for your grandmothers will kiss him in the ass, but they will not teach anything, but this is already the tenth thing (worked in a private school, I know what I am talking about). And thirdly, what the teacher does after classes, drinks Yaga, dances hip-hop in a club, sleeps with the director - you, by the way, are not concerned. If I were in her place, I would have talked to such children and their parents as well.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №93247
 30.01.2014
to this:
In an alternative universe, for example, Homer’s Odyssey, not Sherlock, would be subjected to scrupulous bullying.
In the councils, the original version was taken, where Jason, the leader of the Argonauts, sails after the golden run.
In Greece there is a monument to Jason and Hercules.
Several full-length films were filmed, in which under special effects argonauts fight with the cyclops, stop some army there and so on.
Greece, injured by the fact that they have already removed Odyssey, shoots its version, where Jason, the captain of the Greek Navy, along with the faithful capral Hercules on the atomic submarine Argo sail to look for the gold reserves of the Reich on a map filled with sheep skin.
Later, there is a version where in a distant galaxy...

Maybe it is worth reading Odyssey first, so as not to confuse it with the march of the Argonauts?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93246
 30.01.2014
In the second month, the frosts are good for -40. We discuss with colleagues.
Dubai and Dubai. The difference in one letter, but what!! to
+45 and -45.
- and when you sit in one of them, you dream of another, as you get into the other, you nostalgia for the first :)
That is the paradox!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93245
 30.01.2014
My girlfriend came to visit. He sees my disassembled computer, from which the optical drive falls out.
Girlfriend: What is this?
I: It is a drive.
Is it full?
I: And you open it.
The disc is there! and :)
Meaning is full...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №93244
 30.01.2014
XHHH: an iPhone costs 20tr, let me even buy it for 30tr (for example). And let it eventually be three times more expensive than its cost. Everything was cool - I wanted, I saved money, I was pleased. Funny with the car. I wanted, I accumulated, I packed for it, I paid for transportation, I paid for customs (the cost of transportation is not included), I paid the purchase tax, I paid for that I could still ride on it... now I still pay every year for the fact that my car is not shit, for the fact that it is not cheap, for the fact that I have it at all, for the fact that it is looked at (the inspection).
All kinds of insurance, repairs.
Yes, I forgot about insurance.
Repair is not considered.
Tell me at what time you get up.
What is the cost of the car
I’d rather buy a wreckage machine than a machine.
Then you will lose the tax on that it is not shit, but there will be a tax on that it is shit.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93243
 30.01.2014
He is a biathlonist.
He likes to run fast, long and a lot.
YYY: And to shoot.
Those who run slowly.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93242
 30.01.2014
Haber, discussion of a completely anonymous blog.
What will be on this blog?
“Today (date unknown) I (or maybe not I, just heard from someone or invented) and my friend anonymously sat in one noname cafe, in one of the big cities.
I took a cocktail, maybe tofu, maybe beef, and asked the waiter, whose name I could not remember, not to tell me. A friend took a liquid. Not going to the museum.

It was neutral. (=”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93241
 30.01.2014
I fought with my son yesterday.
2: Is it so?
1: yes short rules of his method, well there as always, 0 comments
1: well, you joke about the topic - you don't comment on the code, and you say the opposite, you write too hard on the stones, there is a word on the code and it's so clear what he does
2:...
Find a normal man.
2:...so that you only have a secas of common themes)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93240
 30.01.2014
In the operating room were a doctor, a nurse and one nurse twice entered the process.
It is almost over, the second sister is coming.
– Sergey Andreevich, are you sewing?
We sew
What are you wearing?
And here I am:
Could a cat?
Sister: "Sergey Andreevich whoever you want will do. Do you have hair?"
with a tail.
Smooth or smooth?
The Lyse!

I couldn’t talk any more, I was afraid to laugh and shake up.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93239
 30.01.2014
by LIKE:

Hey... there are pictures where you smile like this... not sadistically?
Because this smile is definitely not the result of "Cheese", but of "Umriya".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №93238
 30.01.2014
satellite TV provider after disconnecting the channel "Rain":

xxx: I offer NTV+ to remove this channel from the packages. He insults my feelings, because I do not like the state of the USSR and everything that is connected with it, except the Great Patriotic War, which has nothing to do with the state of the USSR, as well as the right not to return to the USSR, as well as not wanting to look at the crack and hammer in the logo.

YYY: And I’m in favor of disconnecting the Discovery family channels. These channels often talk about some kind of evolution and flights into space, and that the earth is round. It insults my religious feelings, my spiritual scratches rub into the seams of these evil channels.

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