I used one app yesterday to search for a bus to Moscow from another smaller city. At the appointed time, I come to the appointed place and sit in the car.

I realize almost immediately that I have not eaten anything since the very morning, but I did not ask for a stop for this, because I only had to go for a few hours, and I am a 27-year-old guy and I can tolerate it.

But thoughts about food refused to leave me.

Suddenly the driver turned his eyes to the right and asked playfully:

“Do you want to eat, Rabbit?”

And while I was shrinking for a few seconds from the question, the driver’s little son, who slept quietly in the back all this time and I completely forgot about, replied, “No, daddy, I don’t want to.”

He was comprehensively developed: poet, artist, musician, composer, photographer,
Dancer, actor, director, writer, critic, blogger, columnist, generally a creative person and media person. In a word, a worker without a profession

Do you admit that you took the house?
“Well, Major, hold up a little. What, are you going to do?
and no. Here is the pass, go from here.
What oooo? You let go?
Wally said! Go to!
...
“Listen, Kohl, you’ve been catching this bear for two years. Why let go? He will open someone else tomorrow.
And I do not believe. I think he has already stumbled. So say my wife, mother, father, and in general all the acquaintances - old politicians have already picked up, they no longer need...

Second course of university. We had exchange students from France. For reference, I didn’t understand a word of French before.



We stand with a friend in the university dining room, in front of two French women. They communicate, they laugh. He barely moves. I want to make a compliment to a French woman, but I don’t know a single word in French. I ask a friend to help me translate the phrase, “You have very beautiful blue eyes.” Well, a friend and helped, translated approximately as follows: "he smoke the rest of the enzimle set newies." Well, I was in bad French and said it to a girl I liked. The girl laughed and said in broken Russian that my friend was a bad joke, and she wrote my phone number on my hand.



Who would know that the girl understands Russian... Well, okay... In the evening after a couple we met in a cafe, I led her to the dormitory. The next day we met again... Then the meetings became regular. They lived together by the end of the year.



After graduating from college, I visited her for almost a month in a small village southwest of Lyon. A typical village, very similar to the Russian... the sidewalk was only on the main street, two-story houses were built almost close to each other. But the overall impression was rather positive, although I expected something different from France. Okay okay...



He lived and worked in Canada for a while. Then returned to Russia. and married. So we live together.



And the phrase I spoke somehow was translated as, “We could spend the night together.”

We play today with a family - I, my wife, two children - in Monopoly. I get a chance card, I take it, I read it out loud: "You win the lottery, you get 1 million." Just going to take a millionaire from the bank, as the wife says, "Show me a card."

We have been married for 20 years, we have two children, a paid mortgage, joint property, investments and more.

And here she suspects me of fraud with toy money))).

In short, for the future of my family, I am calm.

Where is the Sberbank Security Service?

Yesterday I fell asleep in the bus, it seemed like I had travelled through my stop, as if for some reason: "Help!", I flew into the front door. I understand that I was wrong, and I have to go again and go... I manage to jump into the back door and sit in my own place. It was silent in the bus, even the driver turned off the music.