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Winter is when your player is unloaded and you can’t get your earphones out of your ears so that it doesn’t blow.
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Winter is when you can’t get your headphones out of your ears because they’re sloppy.
Perm, December, -43 in the morning

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Winter is when you don’t even have to put beer in the refrigerator – it freezes straight on the table! and :(
North HMAO, -56 - Around the clock...
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Winter is when the fumigator is still on for the night.
Moscow, +15

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Guys, let’s make the gum with the taste of frosty freshness and inserts?

Judging by the reaction of the weather to our quotes, a gift from Santa Claus on NG should be requested here.

If firefighters worked the same way I teach, they would extinguish the fire every six months, but with an orchestra, prostitutes, and fireworks.

From the DonApex forum:
My favorite character in the Avatar is a tree.
It managed to move all the brain content from one body to another at a rate of hundreds of gigabits, or maybe several petabits per second! At the same time, it used the distribution of computing load over the network to free connected bodies. And the bodies had different interfaces and structures, and one did not even have a port "Golovohvost 1.0". This is generally a very difficult task, not what there are raids from SATA and IDE screws with NTFS and FAT to do. There is no transitory! The tree rolls.

Post on the post on the morning of January 1
Ways to Get Rid of Mushroom

And the most exotic method of treatment is to rub half a lemon under the cheeks. It is difficult even to imagine how it works. But I think that if you shave them right before this, the agony will be such that you will want to drink for the next six months!

XXX: This is something else. Here, I remember, there was a case, a couple of years ago, in the winter, snow - a shaft. We have a bridge across the river on the exit from the city, and there are multi-storey floors on the shore. So from these multi-storey apartments the river is well visible. I walked through that bridge and broke.
I got out of the car, I stood on the bridge, it was cold. I looked at the frozen river, covered with a loose layer of snow, and... I even got the photocopy and clicked.
XXX is this picture. On the river, along the coastline, I recently saw someone walking on the snow, carefully pulling out the inscription, jumping from letter to letter. "Natasha, from the day". Further on one of the points of the letter Yo - a slope, and a trail such, wet, but already frozen - in the direction of the shore.

One of the statements received to the Estonian State Security Service:

Russian intelligence services are intercepting and poisoning drinking water and fruits. As a result of drinking water pollution changes the appearance, body and shape of the hands. All this reduces efficiency and efficiency. The use of bottled water sold in stores does not help, because as soon as the Russian intelligence finds out which company the applicant is consuming, it immediately mixes its additives there.

I am proud of Russia! and c :)

by LOL. In the universe, the predator asks the group: "Why do you need to start building a chart?" - a scream from the audience: "With the OSI!"... the predator drowned.

I was in shock from my mother) I quarreled with a girl, I went all day alone. Mom came from the store, brought two bottles of beer and put me on the table with the words "don’t be sad—she’s a dumb bitch"))))))

to this:

From the words of Khrushchev:

“We will never accept Adenauer as a representative of Germany. If you take off his pants and look at his ass, you can see that Germany is divided. And if you look at it from the front, you can be sure that Germany will never rise.”

Studying history is interesting.
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Another phrase:

Berlin is the egg of Europe. When we need something from Europe, we crush it!"

Sally: Since I learned that my husband was actively dating our common acquaintance while on vacation while I was at work, no-shpa advertising ("As long as it works, we can be together") has caused extremely negative emotions in me.

At the next scream of his beloved "Zaya!" could only whisper quietly "Bala"...

How about on the personal front?
WOW: as in Morga... quietly, sometimes new ones bring

What would you like to do in the NH?
I want something unexpected.
Something unplanned and fun.
She is pregnant?

I was almost asleep this morning :(

GoRT
Last day at work:
and challenge. The printer does not work. As always, my feet hit where I got. I go up to the table with a cranberry. I pull the rope. I only get it with one hand. The computer when the cable is plugged into it moves forward. I gru "hold the computer maybe it’s going" "good". The computer is still moving forward. Then it gets into something. The cable is stuck with uranium! I get out of there! Guess what a man holds?

X.R.A.Y
Monica is

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I play GTA San Andreas, stupidly beat passers, pick up cars, and so on. My father is there and is watching closely. Here I run to another car, throw out the driver, I am going to sit in it.
My father told me, don’t take this car.
I – Why?
You see, young people are driving. Probably not enough gasoline.
I could not play anymore...

From Twitter:
We went back to the deacon to find out,
Who is the Capricorn. Naughty?! to

Astrologers proclaimed the month of Goat Flu, the population of cities has decreased by half.

Biology in Pair:

If even one other fool painted the fish a her, I would have to match the anatomical structure of the her at the board with all the details!