He wrote: and again on my poor cat, and while I was looking for something to wipe out, the cat began to lick himself, and my beloved said: here you see him like, and you spit.

I sent a message: "Sunny, will you fuck up at 9 o’clock?"
I couldn’t answer anything but: "I’ll fuck"

The Prisoner:
Did I go with my wife?
The Red Tank:
and ah. Lots of missing. She says that with your long she's more pleasant than with my short. With a short uncomfortable, you need to move to get, the muscles flow.
by Vova Štepsel:
Fuck guys, I know you are family friends and all that, but what are you talking about now?? to
The Red Tank:
Conducting the headphones. What did you think, shit?

I understand why the Japanese are shaking!! to
They just wake Godzilla up)))
Rise up, we’re fucking fucking!

The son says to his father, an avid driver:
Father, in the fields found circles with a diameter of 500 meters, found traces of oil, yet there are aliens.
Father: Half of the galaxy has gone by and oil is flowing.

This is the same stuff..... I was at work for the new year to make the lists of the participants of self-activity..... well, I had Babky-heads from the AHU department..... wolf and 7 goats..... red hat.... the theme of the fairy tale...........and then comes a man and says: I am a "rabbit!", what I say a rabbit I have no rabbits by the scenario.... wolf and goats from the beasts - choose... the whole department is rubbing over me. I was surprised... it turned out to be the deputy director of our general contractor, came to meet with a new accountant. His name is Rabbit.

Looking at the very puffy ass in front of the walking beauty, the husband and wife smile: the husband from lust, the wife from disgust.

It’s called guess the country. On the sidewalk, the yard slowly moves and the blade crushes the leaves on the road. Following him as slowly runs a cleaning machine and throws the leaves back on the sidewalk with a brush. At the corner, the courtyard enters this car and leaves. OO OO of Russia? Fig there, the courthouse is Ethiopia, the place of action is Israel.

Viper: Looking at the current weather, one thought comes up: This spring, the winter is successful.

In front of the club, two girls (D) sit in a barbecue and smoke. Suitable for young people:
Do you want champagne? It’s good, we just don’t get a bottle into the club.
D is :
Put it on and go to your club.

About vodka with beer: when a cup of beer is poured, a whiskey is drunk, a vodka is poured, a whiskey is drunk again, and so on until there is one vodka left in the cup - this is an alpine cocktail, called "ascension".
But this is not the end!
Next follows the reverse process of vodka is drunk, beer is poured... such a cocktail climbers call the "drop". The truth is that rarely anyone lives before it... climbing is not everyone’s don’t cheer)))

by 111
Sex is a sin!! to

by 222
I made a mistake today :D

by 111
Go to repentance!!! to

by 222
I’m on my knees, don’t I have to?:DDDD

Doc: They say Tolik is still studying?
Tagged with: HY
Doc: He’s like an energetizer, he’s learning seven times longer than others.

Review of the video card with passive cooling on the website of one of the well-known online stores:

Burned at the first turn.

Unfortunately, I have not been able to find it (

Disadvantages: at the first inclusion, the condor burned out, the tongue of the flame of 6 centimeters, the warranty was refused.

Review: Fairy Mill...

The Monday. The morning. A crowded trail. The crowd and the press. You can press your feet and you will not fall anyway. The conductor, pointing to the two-seat seat where a man sits in one place, and next to it freely, proclaims to the whole salon: "Here is a man alone, no one wants him!"

List of beaches in Egypt:
The fish are forbidden to feed, as they lose the skill of hunting and begin to live in begging.
From the hand is written:
"As the Arabs"

I love men and that’s all. They have it all...not like me.

The Doza:
And I refused to confirm the certificate in universe (real!!!) motivated this by the fact that I bought it (a certificate from a private clinic) and they only confirm the certificates from the district clinics! In the end, I had to buy a fake certificate to close up a real illness.

The slaxer:
))))))))))))))))))))))))

The fuzzy symbol of Russia has long been to become not a bear, but a whale.

The mania of greatness is if you launched your page right away in Wikipedia.