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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №153712
 31.01.2020
I am 42 years old, my friend Ruslan 50. 20 years old, post about him.

The case was 7 years ago. Ruslan was lonely and independent, no one needed a man. And all friends, including the author of the post, considered it their duty to arrange his private life) They invited guests, where, by chance, there was a girl who, by coincidence... was also free).

Actually the story itself.

Ruslan came to visit to his partner, it was Christmas. He was called for the first time and got a new job. There was a lady in the company, to whom Ruslan was invited. I also visited my wife, so I speak as an eyewitness.

The owner of the house declared confidently: "Rusia, go, be at home, today is a fateful evening for you."

In the guests was the sister of the owner of the house, Margaret. Lady 35 years old, two marriages and son of parents)

All night Ruslan tried to get close acquaintance with Margo) Toasts with a hint, every slow dance was white, guess who Margo invited)))

Ruslan was tired of this obsessive conspiracy, he became psychotic and left. The daughter of the owner of the house, nineteen-year-old Christina ran out of the trail, the shell forgot our failed bridegroom.

Escaped... and did not return home again. Back to Ruslan’s wife.

What was there. Scandals, curse and threats to kill the “young” husband.

Woman 19 and husband 43.

Everything was. And I write all this, I saw Ruslan today at 5 a.m. near the school. Standing in a row, I enrolled my daughter in the 1st class, he was a son. I ask how is it?

- Great, in 7 years we meet here, we are waiting for a daughter, Christina for 8 months!

and glowing of happiness)

I greeted him from the heart, and I think Christina’s father was right, saying seven years ago on Christmas to his guest that it would be a fateful evening.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №153711
 31.01.2020
I was recently at a birthday party with a friend.



In the midst of the fun, a common decision was made to play something. The owner of the house offered to play a game of the category "18+" and got the cards with all kinds of obscene questions about sex.



“The advantage of this game,” he explained, “is that you learn a lot of strange and unexpected things about others.



Someone asked him to give an example.

“Well, for instance,” replied the owner, “the last time I played it, it was a great shock for me to find that more than half of those who gathered saw nothing awful about masturbating in the presence of sleeping people.



I have long thought about it. But I never understood – why wake up people because of such nonsense?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №153710
 31.01.2020
The real boss of all the ways to solve the problem will choose the most uncomfortable for the subordinate.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №153709
 31.01.2020
The Czech Ministry of Transport has allocated €16 million for an internet portal to pay for travel on paid roads.
The programmers made it expensive. He has ignored.
Then 60 programmers in one weekend wrote this program and gave it to the state. Minister was fired.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №153708
 31.01.2020
Zhirinovsky proposed to rename the President of Russia to the Supreme Sovereign of Russia. I don’t understand, is he bent or is it such a subtle hint?
The last Supreme Sovereign of Russia was Admiral Kolchak, who was shot in Irkutsk.

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