Ghost: you, by the way, heard - in Russia the remake of Dr. House is being filmed! )))

Aha, I have read it. There, Porechenkov with a broken jaw will play the game "Wolf catches eggs", drink burl and suspect appendicitis.

Today, every sysadmin from the morning wears the cleanest and favorite sweater, carefully lays his beard and feeds his cat with a full breakfast.
Congratulations dear colleagues!!! to

by subject. Bayani, of course, but the turners smiled. The fact is that in Britain, in particular, in London, homosexuals (and their number is stepping up there) have such a "chip" that turns do not include. Accordingly, if the turning machine does not turn on, it is a signal to other pedals that you are driving "your". without a joke.
Therefore, lately I have such "cool guys" more fun.

Create a forum based on BORA.
Read quotes about someone’s subjective opinion on specific issues.

Bringing to the top

with drom.ru, sale of cars

The ashes girl of the model appearance in the body TP12 of 2001 birth, with a volume of 2 liters of breasts, holding in 150 hot burning horses, is looking for a master for a serious relationship. It has no financial interests (completed in previous relations). Clothed cast legs 16 diameter, wearing good summer shoes, without cellulite. Quiet and calm at any time can give a forum to any young idiot. On the neck of the iconic jewellery Tomahawk 9030 (there is a second, in case the first is lost). Available at any time and anywhere as you wish. Shops were held regularly and generously. Smoking is negative. Of the drinks preferred 92, but not more than 10-11 liters per 100 km in the city - stress, you understand. It passes out of the city at 7l/100km.

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(Forum of programmers)

Jaxx: I recently started learning web programming, I can’t understand the difference between redirect and forward :(
Andronix: Imagine you went out to the pub to buy a bottle of vodka... while the seller told you that the vodka was over and sent you to another kiosk - it's kind of a redirect.
Jaxx: So what about Forward?
Andronix: and forward, it is when the saleswoman said that the stitch mol will look for, and herself unnoticedly came out of the barrel, ran across the road to the neighboring kiosk, bought vodka there, then also unnoticed returned and... sold you this bottle even with a penny :)) Understood?
Jax: Oh oh oh Figas! I didn’t even understand programming.)

VyperGoth: No, this is shit, citizens. The neighbor on the fourth day will drill something at home. I found a way - I roll on my not very powerful stereo system something from the drama.
...so this shit got to think of the variety - it drills in tact with the music (
Skydiver: Ppc, how do the neighbors withstand you two?? to

He was at a wedding, ate like a pig already at 8 p.m., while celebrating began at 6 p.m.
How did you get so wise?
Those who were born in May, we get up and drink, those who were born in June, we get up and drink. In short, I had to drink only in May, but I did not know this, so I drank all 12 months.
WOW, and then what?
HHHH: And then Tamada, what he would, with the microphone approached, what I would say toast.
WOW: What about you?
I congratulated the young man on his birthday.
WOW: I represent it.)
HHHH: So I was also filmed, on the video, I wonder how it is not yet on YouTube)

Red:....and there is another folk fun - "Arab in Argentine". Have tried?

Angry, how is it?

Red: and you fuck like you want a guy, you end up and then you say to her ear "cha-cha-cha!"

Why are you angry? ? ? Why are you angry?

Red: No once. I am sad now.

Angry where? What this.

Red is sad? This posture is so sexy. Truth requires considerable effort and effort.

I wonder if you fuck you and you cry.

Red is no. Posture from the category "partner lies, partner sits". My partner is lying in the garage under the Toyota, I sit with a beer in front of the notebook, I smoke in a pasyance, whoever is fucked up the floor above, and I am sad.

It is time to switch to bicycles, so there will be fewer accidents.

See also: Aha He cut you, and you cut him.

Congratulations on the Day of System Administrator:

One is Uriah! It is Friday!! Echo has coincided!
The last Friday of July usually falls on Friday.

Hetfield (16:53:11 30/07/2009)
But at our wedding we were drunk with him! The first dance of the youth is danced in the banquet hall. Love is like the dream of Pugacheva. I feel like I’m bleeding. Not good, I think, the receiver is a dressed bride. Then my husband whispered to my ear: “Nadush, let’s stop, I can’t have a circle anymore.” I want to bluff. Then I realized how much I loved him.

When it comes to DDoS, children, learn a little bit about technology. Ping is an ICMP package, small and processed quickly enough. In order to do so, it is much more efficient to send the GET / command to the 80th port, which leads to the overload of mysql first, and then the apache. If you really want someone to stumble, you can use telnet, for example, putty. In the settings you specify the address of the server with the site, port 80, type of RAW connection. Write in the GET/ window and press Enter.
I know that this quote will not lead to the top.

Now I go up the stairs, and three guys from our office are going upstairs and one of them is falling and I just catch him. I raise my hands up and say thank God for this gift, you heard my prayers :-D:-The bottom of the third floor rusted no less than me:-D:-D

On the dating site a prostitute (P) writes to me (I) a message:
P is greeting. Interested in intimate with me?
I: Well yes...
P: 2500 rubles per hour. Will you come today?and +
Do you enjoy sex with me?
P: Of course sweet!! to
I: then 1250, to be honest:))

I didn’t write anymore :)

Tell me, is it true that if you find your quote in the abyss and press "+" more than 9000 times it will immediately go to the best? Because I don’t understand how there can be so much shit there.
Cole, 5 years old

and iexx:
I love programming because I can do the same thing in ten different ways.

The Obormotik:
And for eight of them get puzzles from the Higher Progers.

Random
Welcome to Diman! I just wasted today! I am riddled! ?

Random
Remember my jeans flat hole just below my pockets?

Random
So here: I sit in the bus, opposite my mother and my daughter aged 4-5. I put my cell phone in my left pocket. A pocket with a pad, and she, scuco, went out through the hole (white such) and twisted 10 centimeters.

Random
I knock in the window and I hear by the edge of my ear: “Oh, Mom! See also! It looks like a puppy in the hood!"

Random
Imagine my face and the reaction of neighboring passengers)))))))

I told the girls a strange story. All: oh, wow, and one is "Your mother Cartman!". This is where I fell in love with her.

The wife came and cried out:
I walk in the street, two guys are walking in front of me, pulling something in the box, one on the left, the other on the right. In the face of them falls a cluttered body, not willing to give way to them and began to move their hands and hit. The boys tried to avoid the conflict, but the body did not fit - seeing the box it decided to ask: "What is this?". The guys, looking around, shouted with the choir: "This is Spartaia!" and both synchronously pierced the body from their legs. And they did not deceive - the box was really made of oil "Spartas".