I bought my wife a frame as a gift. There are such rolls on the sides and stretch the fabric.
My wife says, this type of electronic devices I already have, and this type is not electronic.
Here is the girl in the back seat.
This is your first wooden plank!

On the Walk and Travell program, I am arriving in the United States. And in the fourth month, before I went to the district of Trevel, I really got a surprise for my whole life. In July, a toy was downloaded from a Russian tracker, and in August, my employer received a letter stating that from his internet, at such a time, such a number, was downloaded - such a game, and the electronics are not happy with this, so we disconnect you from the internet... after this occasion I really started to love my homeland...I want to go home:(

Moreover, the new moderator suddenly realizes that he can no longer participate in clashes, flute, stumble and rob caravans.

The most romantic offer from a girl in your life?
sly: "Condoms are not far away"

Shate: I don’t know how others do, but I have a big problem feeding my child with cheese. So I’m trying to hide the cheese in some bakery...
Savunja: Oh, how many new dishes are invented when trying to feed the child one thing or another:)))) I even came up with a great snack for beer :)

[01:14:03 PM] xxx, Breivik was allowed to call a prostitute to prison once a month
[01:14:31 PM] xxx: Fuck, some kind of guy who snatched 77 people sitting in jail will fuck more than I do
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Today I heard a conversation between two guys on the street, one eating ice cream:
What is ice cream?
Tagged with: blond ' blond
1 and how?
2-mm...Let’s say so 'exotic taste'
It’s the first time I’ve heard such a long word 'huja'.

After she left me, she put me down in bed, kissed me and hugged me, and it continued for two more hours.
It is on the autopilot.

xxx (21:40:57 30/08/2012)
I am a wizard.
yyy (21:41:22 30/08/2012)
Give me a heart and a brain.
xxx (21:41:41 30/08/2012)
50 pieces of baggage
yyy (21:42:06 30/08/2012)
In conscience, I see, you are not specialized.

Something suddenly recalled how I worked in my youth in Vologda on the radio. One day a girl called me and asked for a job. He said he wanted to talk about culture. We laughed, of course, in the water. about culture. However, the girl was taken to work - the voice seemed like nothing. And during the first broadcast, she that the last Russian tsar was Nicholas the 11th.

xxx: We had a guy one in the city, a clique - Gorbaty. You look like a normal guy until you look closer. From time to time, he gave a number. This picture entered the Prosecutor’s Office building at night and brought from there – attention! The writing machine. Healthy such a bajda, kilogram 15 weight. There were no computers then.
The next day he decided to sell the machine. to whom? is correct. Moskov told him that since the prosecutor's office no longer has a writing machine, the prosecutor's office will necessarily need a writing machine. He was right with her under the mouth in the procrus and stated - to say, is it not necessary? Then I wondered for a long time – why did they miss me??? They say. They did not even plant him.

A comment on the topic that now to bring a girl to orgasm, you just need to send her a text without mistakes:
I read Pushkin. ended

>>> But it was worth only to say that this is a bulldozer from Belarus, which "THIS IS THE MOST AS IN THE USSR" and all police officers immediately have such an understanding in the eyes...

Fuck me, come to the sea! I will place you in this box for 2 weeks in the neighboring room!! Go to the hotel! Just come...

I suddenly heard the question:
Is it a potato?
Then I remembered that I was in a confectionery.

You haven’t seen the jokes!! Are you from our planet? O.O
No, I am from Earth.

I hope Guano Apes will not be offended that I am listening to them in the ears, I just need an adequate response to the love of the neighbors to Stas Mikhailov

As by the Norwegian newspaper Dasnahs, in the prison where Breivik will be held, additional restrictions will be imposed on the new prisoner.
In case of good behavior, in three years Breivik can get to his camera LCD TV of 32 inches and a gaming console.

HHH: How they are
XHH: The Supplement
Theme: Animals
You are breaking him.

Have you tried to press the plush 24 times?
It is fantastic!

In the evening in the cafe, a drunk girl turns to the DJ, who once in a while puts the old music:

How much does it cost to order a song?

DJ: 300 rubles

The girl: what? Go to the ass! We’ll get another bottle of vodka for 200 now and we’ll still be dancing!

Yyy: I decided to go to Germany for German courses.
XXX is monthly.
YYY: No, I really need to.