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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10729
 04.10.2008
Nothing is so rejuvenating in the morning as an unnoticed doorstep.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10728
 04.10.2008
24888 (saved 2008-10-02 at 16:55)
If you read all the quotes of the Abyss, then in the end will show a cartoon

Fuck, I don’t think I’ll buy that stuff anymore, you won’t wait :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10727
 04.10.2008
I will never forget this inhumane powerless anger in the eyes of the grandmothers, looking at the student who was waiting for the bus, sitting on a newly bought, still strapped in polyethylene, chair))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10726
 04.10.2008
Is it really hard to download pirate music on the iPod?
Yyy: Yeah, he starts beating the current and calls the police.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10725
 04.10.2008
Snickers now even more nuts.
Soon it will be dumb nuts casinos :)

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10724
 04.10.2008
I read Bas and I know I’m almost happy. I have never encountered cops in my life, I don’t know what is WoW, I’m absolutely not concerned about the problems of the BAC, I don’t have a red mounting home, I’m not afraid of cracks, I only once called the tech support and then I was answered, I don’t know any classical blonde, the boss I’m not an idiot, there are no problems with sex, the girl goes to the internet once a year, and then on the job, the second Stalker I passed, without getting stuck on all the bugs, I’m absolutely happy to close 2*2 or no, I don’t see anything interesting in the anime, I don’t know what is FreeBSD and KDE2, and Linux has never been interested. I am happy. Almost almost. I know what lineage is.

P.S If I see this quote on Bach, it will have no impact on my life.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10723
 04.10.2008
Also, falling in love is when you want to close up porn when you think of her...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10722
 04.10.2008
The rat climbed onto the ceiling of the cage, hanged on the front legs and began to crack! The Ipanucci...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10721
 04.10.2008
YYYY
My mother taught me to drive!I was engaged in sporting dances for 6 years, I went to Turkey, Bulgaria, Italy, the Grand Prix was everywhere!Then I went to tennis for 2 years, now everything, I am preparing for admission.

XXX is
I am a loader.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10720
 04.10.2008
People, maybe I’m an idiot, but I don’t understand this blondism of the books from the series “Stalker”... what is Kalugin, Orehov and Stepanov??? There are struggle officers! What is the "book on the book"???!!! to

Bun_shee

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №10719
 04.10.2008
The case at the casino (from the words of the employee):
Earlier in the morning (or late at night), in the casino (hitting on the "and") quiet, I stand on the 2nd roulette, Mikheev inspector...

My uncle is playing with me and eating sandwiches.

Here he was shooting something, he grabbed all his remaining chips and let’s put it out on the field!!! The end of the back, his chips are over - he gets a piece of sausage and throws into number 6!!! Micheal is starting to crack!I quickly catch the sausage and throw it back on the plate... In this moment the ball falls!!! And of course number six!! to

The man begins to scream that we owe him 35 pieces of sausage!!! He holds me by the hand and pulls me over the table!!! Mikheev rushes over the wheel to save me, and I fly and think that I have a shirt too short for such acrobatic etudes!!! to


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №10718
 04.10.2008
XXX is Blizzard!I came small from school, we start to do lessons... I get a penalty, and there is a tampax, yacht!!!!!Gritty, what a girlfriend gave him ?
I have a good girlfriend)))))
The first class, Blind.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10717
 04.10.2008
24631 (saved 2008-10-01 at 18:55)
24424 (saved 2008-09-30 at 12:40)

24039 (saved 2008-09-29 at 06:25)
Fuck, I’m one idiot who turned the laser mouse up with my legs, and holding my thumb over the sensor I’m trying to get on +?? to

Oh you are fucking!! I was late to the universe because of you!!and (

You are Dalpaep.

The Forum Hole!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10716
 04.10.2008
SheAker (21:08:53 28/09/2008)
I am sitting there, jr.

SheAker (21:08:59 28/09/2008)
You have never seen the most intimate stories of Russian stars on www.porno-zvezd.ru

CheAker (21:09:17 28/09/2008)
Fuck it broke out. Not to you.

Finni (21:09:29 28/09/2008)
Home "The Old Spammer" (They are :

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №10715
 04.10.2008
by Dylan Goo:
Could we play the queen and the slave or vice versa? Who do you want to be? The queen only has to order (whatever wishes are even wicked) and who will you be? What to give?

Shorts but F shorts:
I’m a patric, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel, you’re a spaniel.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10714
 04.10.2008
The SN:
It was a wrong idea.
The SN:
This base in the work brakes and what would be faster to do I took my hectare of frame from the house and pulled it to work. The matter went faster, now I have 2 hectares of frame at work and one at home. I come home, I start the обливион (a toy like that) - tsuko, brakes. Nothing to do, no plans, decided to work. I wrote another piece, brought it to work in the morning, decided not to give up until evening and the whole day seemed to do what I wrote. Meanwhile, he ran to the Oblivion, gave up everything in the evening and gave more. I came home, the liver brakes, work is, worked. Here at work again I sit playing in the plywood until evening and I think the chat here is not so...
The SN:
I need to change again tonight.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №10713
 04.10.2008
Fuck... How to get into a world where the teachers advise students how to play online games, where the wives cheer that the husbands on the compass are full of porn, where there are good and cheerful goops who serve beer, where the girls like the most outspoken dogs, who allow themselves to humiliate them and mother them in the aska, where the parents burn off??? How? →? to
Substances are not offered...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10712
 04.10.2008
So if I still remembered my password, can I find out what answer I had to the conrole question?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10711
 04.10.2008
The woman said at work:
The man threw a vacuum cleaner out of the yard and put the garbage near them. The vacuum cleaner was a worker, but they were not poor people - they bought a new one. The man sees such a matter, decided: give the car in the garage. The box of my mother's house stood and was somewhat busy. He released the box, went out into the courtyard, put a vacuum cleaner in it and drove it into the machine.
After an hour, they broke the glass and spurted the car -Mazda 6

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10710
 04.10.2008
Nex
I’m sitting in a tea bar for 120.

Min May
A harsh man

Nex
I forgot to go and I fell.

Min May
Andrucho is so rough that it prevents the tea with the nails.

Nex
The man comes in happily, buys a fuel filter on a BMW. He buys means and goes to the door...and then turns and asks...

Nex
Why do you have a nail in your tea?

Nex
I replied, well, who likes tea with lemon, and I am with a nail even more useful *ROFL*

Nex
He asked me what it was, and I said it was like a horse.

Nex
He said it clearly and ran out.

Nex
I would not be surprised if he would drink tea with nails before bed *ROFL*

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