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 04.10.2008
The case at the casino (from the words of the employee):
Earlier in the morning (or late at night), in the casino (hitting on the "and") quiet, I stand on the 2nd roulette, Mikheev inspector...

My uncle is playing with me and eating sandwiches.

Here he was shooting something, he grabbed all his remaining chips and let’s put it out on the field!!! The end of the back, his chips are over - he gets a piece of sausage and throws into number 6!!! Micheal is starting to crack!I quickly catch the sausage and throw it back on the plate... In this moment the ball falls!!! And of course number six!! to

The man begins to scream that we owe him 35 pieces of sausage!!! He holds me by the hand and pulls me over the table!!! Mikheev rushes over the wheel to save me, and I fly and think that I have a shirt too short for such acrobatic etudes!!! to

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