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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57162
 04.12.2011
These elections are like a new year. Everyone knows that there will be no miracles, but everyone hopes in their hearts.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57161
 04.12.2011
The school in my yard has always been distinguished by intelligence and cleverness, but today it is just a fairy: I have gathered, I mean, to vote, I approach the building, and there, as always on the days of school and state events, music from loudspeakers, children's choir and all such beautiful, good eternal, and here I hear.

Goodbye, my loving Miyai-sha, go back to your fairy forest.

I moved on the wall holding my stomach.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57160
 04.12.2011
Every time I turn off the lights, my parrot feeds, every time. Judging by their attitude toward me, they say, “Good night, the great and terrible monster that gives us food.”

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57159
 04.12.2011
When he went to heaven, Steve Jobs did not resist and bite all the fruit on the forbidden tree.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №57158
 04.12.2011
Nothing is so bad for a wife going to work in the morning as her husband's leave.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57157
 04.12.2011
In order to avoid tide from the toilet, before using it, you need to throw toilet paper into it.
The dishes before meals are washed faster and smoother than after meals.
You cannot use shampoo with menthol for intimate hygiene. And shampoo for lush and curly hair, in principle, can be
- did arthography and, punctuation, here, does not diminish
- Pay for the internet at the end of the month, vote against, skip pedestrians, swallow cats.
and Bash. Useful advice and recommendations)))


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57156
 04.12.2011
xxx: I was attacked by the puppies, my pillow was blown over at night and my socks were spurted.
The stress of the morning (

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57155
 04.12.2011
I’ve just dropped your song, listened to it?
YYY: Yes, some she’s not very...like from porn
XXX: Do you watch porn?
YYY: No

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57154
 04.12.2011
Tag: go vote
Tags: coin kin
xhh:orel- ldpr, reed - kprf, rib - apple, hanging in the air - large :D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57153
 04.12.2011
The Dating Site:
Michael today at 22:50
Hello beautiful creation.
I want to fuck you into all the holes.
Ending up in the ass.
I apologize in advance if I hurt you.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №57152
 04.12.2011
I started reading...
I drove my 6-year-old son last year.
I didn’t realize it wasn’t the driver at all.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57151
 04.12.2011
The amazing thing is the exam. Some are surprised with questions, others with answers.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №57150
 04.12.2011
I hate wearing a sign that tells me who I am. I have associations with the prison, the concentration camp and McDonald’s.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57149
 04.12.2011
From Mail Answers:
Can I get pregnant on the second day after my period?? to
Pleased with the answer:
Let me allow. Go to!

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57148
 04.12.2011
A clever guru: I was sent a receipt and a photo from a street camera from Gaia, which was captured as I was driving around the city 110 km/h. I sent them a video from a friend’s phone, as I paid the fine to Haishnikov in cash.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №57147
 04.12.2011
The phrases abandoned in the times of socialism and pioneering units, in our time are perceived a little differently: "Drinked vodka, take care of the pilot".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57146
 04.12.2011
xxx: The highest degree of bullying of a student is a recipe of "fricace in Paris from chicken with white wine" on a pack of laurel leaves.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57145
 04.12.2011
Talk of friends:
Why didn’t my legs get off my ears? and :(
YYY: Because you have a brain between your ears, not a vagina.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57144
 04.12.2011
The xxx:
I got Antonha glasses in the institute dining room, I passed through my mother)
YYYY :
Fuck, emphasis and imagination do wonders. At first, I thought what Anton was like, why he spit on you and what, and how you found yourself in the institute dining room. And most importantly, how can puzzles be passed through the mother? O_O

[ + 59 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57143
 04.12.2011
The only reason why there is still no democracy in Russia is that in addition to oil, we also have air defense.

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