I often drive to work by car and see people freezing (or just bored) at the stops waiting for public transportation. I am clearly in the same direction with them, and it is not difficult for me to throw anyone to the subway. I don’t need their money, "Thank you" is enough. The problem is that it’s pretty stupid to brake at every stop and offer a stop. But there’s a simple solution: I hanged a green light on the front glass, which means ‘free’. If you see a car with such a light without a taxi driver's "tasses", don't be afraid to vote. I’ll go, I won’t ask for money. I am happy to help someone.
Support the idea.
Together we will make the world better.
Sorry that’s not funny.

X for a long time?
A is 5 minutes.
X in 5 minutes. The mountains can be turned!
Oh yeah, let it go, let it go!
Do you see that mountain?
U is no.
X is right, because I have already turned it!
There are no mountains at all!! to
Who should I say thank you to???? to

Ellana: We were sung in English in the audience. Lapinov broke the castle - did not break. Nestorov broke the castle – he did not break it. I took, got the screwdriver, got the passages, drank the lock, opened the door. The most ferocious is the reaction of the teaching. He said, “I wasn’t here, I’m down" and I washed up.

We went on holiday to the nudist beach early in the morning to get people smaller. Indeed, a little, a man of 10 men. An hour passes and then the husband says: why are they not even looking at me, I am not cute? Married for 10 years. Something about my husband I don't know

Wiki about the Soviet cartoon "In the blue sea, in the white foam":

Absurdly, the daughter of the sea tsar from the 1984 cartoon quite accurately illustrates the modern Russian estrade: the daughter of a wealthy father performs (probably a bit vulgar) pop song; in the clip, attention is attracted by her big eyes and lips, as well as numerous symbols of power and wealth ("smaragd and rubies", a cortex with flashes); she often poses by the sea, although quite dressed; her musicians are little enthusiastic about music, constantly eating someone unconsciously.

I went to the post today. I go on a road filled with snow. In front of me is a mom, wearing something on the phone, and behind her is a son of four or five years. The path narrows, the little lags behind and it turns out that I walk between him and his mom. I go, so, and then suddenly under my ass comes a huge piece of so dirty snow cabbage. To say that I was sick – to say nothing. I turn to the child, he makes a frightened but very proud face, runs around me, catches up with the mother, who has already finished her phone conversation. And here I hear a loud dialogue:
and Mom! Mom to Mom! I threw my aunt in the dirty snow, she prevented me from passing!
How clever you are, my son, he is moaning, gliding on his head.
I swallowed even more. Either I’m stupid, or skiers don’t go, or I really don’t understand something in this life. I, as a fighter for justice, gently hinted that I was unpleasant, that I now have all my ass, and not only him, wet. I have never heard so much new about myself. I am afraid to think that she will grow up from her child. Russia is scary.

I read news:
A resident of the Omsk region robbed the same store for five consecutive nights.
The comment below:
He had a day of sorcery.

vika: and also in the tram was driving today a guy all such cool) and read the book "nationalization of the ruble. Russia" and he had one dollar :)

Sudo: "Mazda" recalls sixty-five thousand cars due to spiders. Employees of the company found a web in the Mazda 6 ventilation system.
AutoVAZ employees accidentally wrecked in the ventilation system of VAZ21015 other employees of AutoVAZ. I wanted to recall the cars, and then on Friday, then yes.
They left everything as it is.

(The BD)

Comments on the news "Fishing will be paid" on kp.ru:
"It is time to remove one lung. You see - by the time they introduce an air tax, I am already acclimatizing..."

XXX: Yesterday I met the worker Beeline, pleased with the sweet and sympathetic, went with her out of town, and she doesn’t take there.

YYY: He lived a long time with an employee of MTS, a stupid fool. She does not communicate with friends, pulls money out like a vacuum cleaner, does not want to work herself. And she behaves as if the eggs are not mine, but her!

Moscow, 2 March - RIA Novosti. Introduction of a fee for fishing in Russian waters
We live in a fairy tale called Chipolino.
Who, tell me who??? Who gave the bear the book "Chipolino"?! to
2: He confused her with the guidance to action
1: on the table lay the Constitution, the laws of the Russian Federation and other smart books... and accidentally left by the "Chipolino"... the bear looked at this pile with a boring look and chose the one that was thinner...
2: What about the pictures?

xxx: In the Udegean language the words "anus", "vodka" and "elder brother" are full homonyms, "la". Accordingly "la la la" means "the older brother with vodka in the anus")))
This is what Jeanne Friske sang.

Apple will deprive Microsoft of the rights to Windows
Tagged66
In the battle the apples and the windows shattered.
by Oleg86
And the glass is shrinking 😉
Dreeman
And the bite...

I have had a joke recently.
There were two chickens. One with a fancy like a Chihuahua. They walk watching. And they say looking at the girls consultants "suki, the bill was not hanged. They first went to discounts. Prices are rising"
xxx: In a minute one of them "girl, and tell me..."
xxx: Vika answers "all the girls are busy"

Bordeaux of the 70s for £800? Are you shrinking? I yesterday got a woman the same year for two banks "Baltic".

Do you know what your biggest sin is?
I love all seven!
by Serenity

xxx: From the textbook of literature for 8th grade about Sparta: The upbringing of children was very harsh. They were most often killed. This made them courageous and persistent.
Yyy: This is the type of dead, but brave?

Today at Good Morning on First: In the forest found a crocodile suffocated
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From the forum:

We were indebted by the sales representatives, then the perfumes bring the books, I hung the ad to the trade representatives, the entrance paid, 500 rubles.Honestly - a little helped, although not every day started to come in, but the joke was still: a week later, another "Cash in the IT department" was placed on my ad. The IT department tried)))