Thro the world, Gaidar’s principles of building an economy are an example of “how not to build it.” But in our country, his followers are reforming the pension system, education and medicine, so that the world has another example of "how not to do this".

Idiot and MKD

The stupidity of a fool will always overcome the genius of any genius.
I have a familiar computer genius, Lohsa. And that he is a genius, in principle, can be seen even from this short story. Lozha collects, adjusts and repairs any composts.
He’s also a crazy installation director, but that’s not the point.

One Saturday, Leche from the very morning, without warning, called the door of his familiar fool (and the real fool, in general, in a minute will disclose itself).

The guest grabbed a large system block and said:

Get rid of it, it needs to be done urgently. is not included. I need it in an hour.
E-k, I was sleeping at all. Okay, let’s see what’s there.

Losha removed the side cover, sneezed seven times and said:

There is so much dust in it that we cannot get rid of it today. Let's bring it to work tomorrow, there I have a powerful vacuum cleaner and all the spare parts, and most importantly, we wash the compressor well. No compressor is an option. And flew to you, dear friend, most likely, a food unit, overheated from dust. Tomorrow we will change everything.

Tomorrow is not possible, it will be too late. You need it today, get it out, Lieha, come up with something, you are so clever.

Leha breathed, grieved that he was in the same place forced to strain his brilliant brain, tension, enlightened his face and said:

You have a luggage bag in your jeep.
and yes.
- Then take your computer, fix it well on the trunk, here this side forward and drive on the MKAD, here next to it. Today is Saturday, it should be empty. Marty McFly, your task is to speed up to at least one hundred and twenty kilometers an hour! No need anymore. You will walk this way in half a minute and your computer will be inside again like new. And for now, I’m going to pull out my computer for you. Remember my kindness.

The joyful Marty picked up the system block and fled to arrange air baths for him at the MKAD.
I came back in half an hour. Only Lecha was going to set up the power unit, looking, and dust inside was not less, all the same gray and unclear.

Did you drive 5 kilometers an hour? Nothing went out.
Meaning of 5 miles? Yes, I was there under a hundred and eighty, afraid that the belts would break and the computer would fade. And the bull stood so that my ears were closed. In short, it didn’t work your hernia, Lohha.
Strange, it had to work. Let me ask you, Marty. Do not be offended if anything. Did you drive with or without a cover?
Of course with a cover! There is a lot of dust in it, has I gotten more dust to gather on the MCAD? And what...?

Now to say that you do not believe in God is not just to offend the feelings of the believers, but to openly oppose the existing constitutional system.