xxx: just before the 2018 World Cup, we need to get rid of everyone, so that no normal team comes to us
The Russian-Belarus phenal
We can really fuck.

The girl is a woman in the basic configuration!

by Schizo:
I remember, when I was driving in Spasskoe, a father like this in front of a truck says: you want to overtake, you don't want - no, I overtake, he: AAAAAA WHERE TO MILL Faster Slower Left Right Take the EPTA Which will hit us who taught you to run well, you see has overtaken the norms, we go a little further, don't worry, all the receivers
by Schizo:
This is where I got the personality split ?

and Raziel:
You, admin, are asking me, fashionista, where do you have rules on the forum that I have not seen in my eyes...

I am in the army, on the line to the doctor. There is a guy in front of me -"Tumbles!! The mist!and "
The guy enters, and the first question from the doctor -"name?"

I bought a pack of yogurt.
has read:
The black yogurt. Delicious and useful.

The investigation found that drunk young tourists (aged 18 to 21 years) broke into the park at night, swam with dolphins, and then took a penguin with them to a hotel called Dirk.

After trembling the next morning, they found the penguin in their room and immediately released him.

Are you filming Boy 3?

XX: Do you work at all? Where do you get the money for a house and a house?
Inheritance of a millionaire. I am very rich!
Buy me a cigarette, right? The unwillingness to exchange millions.

Explanation of how the plant works for a blonde:
“Uranus warms the water, it evaporates and turns the turbine.”

Do you want your editor? Make her a cursor on the compass in the form of a tail...

Shashilik programmatically is to burn peelmen on shampoos.

I exchange my soul for happiness and immortality. Lobotomy and mausoleum are not recommended.

<triplefish> TheNehh: it doesn’t matter,because discounts give
<Huanita> TheNehh: In Sparta, for example, there were the biggest discounts
<triplefish> Huanita: is the network a trade?
<Huanita> triplefish: Aha, like that. Pensioners and children with disabilities - 100% discount
<triplefish> Huanita: by map?
<Huanita> triplefish: on the map of Europe to the southwest

The Sociopath,
How about mood?

A girl from the future,
Mood is good.

The Sociopath,
How is the mood stressed? A rope or a condom?

A girl from the future,
The nerves are tightened like a rope, and the mood is like a colored condom, brilliant like that, positive, and underneath it is still a shit.

I want Vika. But fucking angry her attitude. I want her to be a man for a few minutes and fuck, fuck!

by Alexei:
Which is better to put 512 PC400 or 256 PC3200?
by Beerman:
I beg you to stop raping the body.

Headlines of newspapers:
In the Czech Republic, light drugs are legalized.
In Prague appeared "A Funny Taxi"!

correspondence with a friend in contact (he is in the army)

I: Secret Aircraft Making
D: Make him 3 wings instead of 2.
I: You won’t believe, modern aircraft have one wing.)
D: Savings for everything.

Do you know what the Turkish military doctrine sounds like?
YYY: NEA
“The main enemy in the north!”
YYY: So, we’re almost going all over the country to rest?
XX: Well, maybe the Cossacks also went there to rest. Only the Turks did not appreciate, they thought of war.

xxx: In the "Titanic" would be better to add more sex, there would be at least some incentive to watch.
XXX or Bruce Willis
YYY: Bruce Willis if you add, he will save the Titanic ;)
xxx: here is
If Stephen Seagal drowns, the iceberg will also drown.