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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №156389
 04.06.2021
We have a shop in the area. The “Last Hope Shop”. If I go 400-500 meters to Magnit, 5ki, etc., then I run there. The range: from brewed beer with snacks, to candy and sausages.

Owners (and sellers) always go with dissatisfied fucking. I come and talk on the phone, telling you what cigarettes you need. The seller takes the package I need - I show the card, say payment with the card. The seller stands. I agreed and put the phone.

In our store, it is forbidden to talk on the phone.

In the sense? I called the cigarettes. Pay by card. What is the problem?

I do not like your voice.

I don’t like my voice, you can listen to it. Yes, you probably better shut down if the buyers annoy you.

We are being pushed out by large networks.

- So they press out, because you have a higher price in the store, and you can close the store at any time and hang a sign that you will be in 1-2 hours, plus this to you, as you do not go to the store, then you are the spouse, always unhappy go.

We are unhappy because there is no revenue.

It is unpleasant to come to you.

No is! Large networks are leaving us! And in general – you can not come to our store: we will not sell you anything!



First I wanted to write to Rospotrebnadzor that they say they refuse to serve, and then I think: And get me to go to this store and make profits for idiots.

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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №156388
 04.06.2021
Xxx: As a child, I often dreamed before going to bed, then I worked some scenes with those I was in love with, then I saved my school from terrorists (after the tragedy in Beslan). Then somewhere took many millions and built her cottage village and settled there only those she respected in life and all bought Ford Focus Si Max (just came out, saw the advertisement). In general, the dream cries before sleeping constantly. You lie down and think of something real like tomorrow at work to finish things faster and go to the city for food. by Tifou.



Yyy: I often dream lately that I will become the Incarnation of Evil, Anti-Christ and Ruler of All Earth)) I will have steep castles everywhere, where the most beautiful and best women of the world will lie and I will fertilize them and travel everywhere and fertilize everyone))) I will be built steep temples and everything else)) And also, even in space space will be built space palaces, and I will even have steep space ships and everything else, and all of humanity will be my personal property))) And then I will adolescent and all the fantasies go out of my head and I go to bed)))



Zzz: This is how ordinary masturbation saves all of us from enslavement by the Antichrist. and Amen.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156387
 04.06.2021
The state, even when it embraces you, holds your hands in your pockets.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156386
 04.06.2021
Message from the terrorist.
Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu received a mail from Hamas leader
During the recent ceasefire, the Palestinian leader of Hamas, Khaled Mashal, sent a “gift”... (in fact, it was a gesture of hatred and contempt for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu). It was a box of notes. After the box was checked for safety reasons, Netanyahu opened it and saw that the contents of the box were cows. He opened an accompanying note in which Khaled Mashal wrote in Arabic, “To you and all of you respected Zionists.”
Mr. Netanyahu, who is very good at speaking Arabic, thought and decided to respond with reciprocity. He immediately sent the Hamas leader an equally beautiful package also containing a personal note.
Mr. Mashal and other leaders of Hamas were surprised that they received the response package so quickly and, having carefully checked it, as well as suspecting it could contain a bomb, they uncovered it.
But to their surprise, they did not see what they could logically expect. The shipment was a tiny chip - a chip capable of being charged with solar energy, with a memory of 1.8 terabytes, which could produce 3D hologram images on the display and could function in a cell phone, tablet or laptop, which represented a sample of the world's most advanced technology.
A tiny label on the chip read: “Invented and manufactured in Israel.”
In a note, Prime Minister Netanyahu personally wrote in Arabic, Hebrew, French and English:
“Every leader of a nation must show the world the best that its people can produce.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №156385
 04.06.2021
Now you need to get a license for educational activities. That is, to educate people that the Earth is round, a license is needed, and to carry the nonsense that the Earth is flat - not.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156384
 04.06.2021
A friend jumped with a parachute. The instructor said, “The feet together! Imagine: between the knees – one hundred euros, and between the legs – one hundred euros. My legs were broken and I gave the money to the doctor.

As it is obvious.)



YYY: It looks like one of my former acquaintances had a similar instruction. My legs didn't break up at all - Jaden



Zzzz: I probably didn’t want to go to the doctor after you.

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