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 04.06.2021
Message from the terrorist.
Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu received a mail from Hamas leader
During the recent ceasefire, the Palestinian leader of Hamas, Khaled Mashal, sent a “gift”... (in fact, it was a gesture of hatred and contempt for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu). It was a box of notes. After the box was checked for safety reasons, Netanyahu opened it and saw that the contents of the box were cows. He opened an accompanying note in which Khaled Mashal wrote in Arabic, “To you and all of you respected Zionists.”
Mr. Netanyahu, who is very good at speaking Arabic, thought and decided to respond with reciprocity. He immediately sent the Hamas leader an equally beautiful package also containing a personal note.
Mr. Mashal and other leaders of Hamas were surprised that they received the response package so quickly and, having carefully checked it, as well as suspecting it could contain a bomb, they uncovered it.
But to their surprise, they did not see what they could logically expect. The shipment was a tiny chip - a chip capable of being charged with solar energy, with a memory of 1.8 terabytes, which could produce 3D hologram images on the display and could function in a cell phone, tablet or laptop, which represented a sample of the world's most advanced technology.
A tiny label on the chip read: “Invented and manufactured in Israel.”
In a note, Prime Minister Netanyahu personally wrote in Arabic, Hebrew, French and English:
“Every leader of a nation must show the world the best that its people can produce.”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-06-02/#1217722
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