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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №121461
 05.12.2015
I read Tura Hayerdahl "Ra". The ocean, a boat of papyrus, a storm, a broken steering wheel, a carried wheel, a sailing vessel that pulled water...
How delightful to experience all this, relaxed lying on the couch and with a candy in your mouth.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121460
 05.12.2015
If, let’s say, our soldier is wounded, if he gets ill, if little happened or killed, don’t give God, then it can be determined by him where he is, because it is transmitted through our home GLONASS.

ZZZ is yes. End of the wolves, wear a bracelet on your leg and try to run after the wolves.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №121459
 05.12.2015
I grew up in a family with a diabetic father. Since childhood, I know that the smell of acetone from daddy is very bad, you need to take urgent measures so that a coma does not occur.

On the other day I go on a bus from work and I feel from the lady standing next to a familiar disturbing smell... Here she probably surprised when I started to blow her ice cream and persuade her to immediately sit down. And the fault itself, I think, was nothing to buy a liquid to remove the lacquer with acetone, and even in a glass bubble!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121458
 05.12.2015
The logic of a normal motorcyclist is this: the flow due to the load stretches at a speed of 40 on a section with a permissible 80, so why plunge 40 with all, if 80 can be lavaged between the machines. The total blame of the motorcyclists is nonsense. Simply put, they are more likely to break apart from idiots in canned banks.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

If the purpose of life is to break, then everything is done right. I just met that recently on the third. The unpleasant place, the connection of roads in the form of the letter X, everything is actively rebuilt, I hear - flying. They are not visible, so they are accustomed to focusing on sound. I drive the car further to the right, exactly - stops because of the rear left neighbor, also bended to the steering wheel, so that exactly before time did not notice. At full speed, he enters the hole left by me and goes away. Within a minute I pass by – it rolls, fit into the back of Ferrari. You see, the idiot in the box didn’t have time to turn away, a shit like that.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №121457
 05.12.2015
Take a picture of a cute cat:
Unfortunately not mine.
Why don’t you want your house? All your peers have long run their cats, you are still without a cat, and then it will be too late!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №121456
 05.12.2015
The government loves long-distance drivers, but somehow platonically.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №121455
 05.12.2015
I saw a quote about 1024 likes... and below 1023 likes to him. How not to fix this situation.)

Wow: I saw a quote about 1024 likes... and below 1025 likes to it. I also couldn’t go by without fixing the situation. ( by

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121454
 05.12.2015
Please enter your password.
and avothuy.
So I am afraid we can’t help you.
It is a password.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №121453
 05.12.2015
From the memories of my father: After the artillery school, I was sent to serve in the Amur region, Blagoveshchensk. And here they built us, all the newcomers, and ask:

If you want to learn English, take two steps.

Those who want to go out, I stand with the rest.

Is that all?

and silence.

Others are learning Chinese.

I became a Chinese translator.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №121452
 05.12.2015
There is another point on the topic of motorcyclists' invisibility for drivers:
The motorcycle is rebuilt TONY times faster and sharper than the car, a second ago it was not in the mirror, but he is already between the rows (shut down the rules!) Stick to the back wing, rushing out of the dead zone

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121451
 05.12.2015
RIA Novosti reports that a second passport may be needed in conflict situations between countries, when the presence in the passport of a mark on entry to one country can become an obstacle to obtaining a visa to some other, unfriendly first.

I went to China on a foreign passport. Even if someone has struck.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №121450
 05.12.2015
Memento_mori: It depends where you are invited. One thing, when on what I like very much - then, of course, would sit, days counted before the start. I can easily forget. One day, I was invited to go to the cinema. In a few days, I completely forgot about it. He writes later:

Q: How do you like these: the three titles of films

I: I don’t know, I haven’t seen. Then I climb, I look. thank you.

P: O_O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №121449
 05.12.2015
Funny case from life: I went home late in the evening, and in front of me, a strongly subdued man walks and walks, the face was apparently unfriendly, somehow I unsuccessfully met him with a glance, and he was led to my side;
There was nowhere to turn, and I made an unexpected gesture for him (and for myself), extended his hand to greet him and smiled, he reacted similarly, shrugged each other's hands in silence and separated each on his own path :)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №121448
 05.12.2015
My companion cat is quite aggressive, and he is also a fan of playing with the cat. Hands are forever broken. In addition, he recently was at a funeral, helped to bury and broke his hand in the process. So here we sit in the cigarette, a colleague asks him what he said with his hands? Without disconnect from the phone:
- Oh, it was the cat scratched, and it was after he buried.
A second after 10 of my rust, he only realized he was frostbite.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №121447
 05.12.2015
Vyacheslav I: A woman worked with me, and at home she had a cat and rats. When the rat died, the cat was very longing, looking for it everywhere, and so on. She decided to buy him a new rat. The cat ate her and continued to long for the old one.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №121446
 05.12.2015
XXX is
I have a pss.

YYY
the pss? Is this a type of matrix?

XXX is
The Prepaid Syndrome. This is when you don’t want to go to clubs and binge with friends, but you want to embrace your wallet and cry alone, secretly hoping that someone will come and comfort you with a bottle of something delicious.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №121445
 05.12.2015
In Moscow, SPLIN and RHCP at the same concert... Well, it’s like a date with two ex at the same table... too much.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №121444
 05.12.2015
If people don’t need anything from you, you don’t have anything.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №121443
 05.12.2015
The Internet bank lies and does not rise. He sent his 11-year-old son to the nearest collector, even if the communal fee to pay. I came back very confused. He says somehow strangely looked at him when he asked where they could pay for communist services.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №121442
 05.12.2015
The main thing you understand in the course of communication with water suppliers and electricians - if a person has been doing something for 20 years, it does not mean that he can do it.

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