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 05.12.2015
My companion cat is quite aggressive, and he is also a fan of playing with the cat. Hands are forever broken. In addition, he recently was at a funeral, helped to bury and broke his hand in the process. So here we sit in the cigarette, a colleague asks him what he said with his hands? Without disconnect from the phone:
- Oh, it was the cat scratched, and it was after he buried.
A second after 10 of my rust, he only realized he was frostbite.
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