Pinkie and Brain are the creative pseudonyms of Anatoly Wasserman and Chuck Norris.

...I just don't notice, I pass some grip, and suddenly some major from the roof shouts me: "Man with a cell phone, you are in the immediate vicinity with the explosive device!" I look under my feet - some black suitcase near the store. Around the doping of the militia, OMONA, GB-shnikov, everything is closed, encircled. And from the cell phone at this time the excited voice of my girlfriend...

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The team "Predate!" was not there! In the demining zone there is an interference station - including for silencing of mobile communications. No one would have missed the left side.

From the Dating Site:

It is unclear what the problem for a woman who stops a horse on a race and enters a burning cellar, to make something there passes.

The admines and linuxoids do not drink, they do not allow
Who does not allow?
First is health, second is mother.

Australian scientists have studied the behavior of bees under the influence of cocaine. The drug makes insects more communicative, and the breakdown is manifested in a decrease in labor productivity.
and----
And now attention, the question... why?? to

1: - so now on the ATMs Kaspersky antivirus will be delivered and the ATMs will start to slow :)

2:... and hysterically whispering on passers

Mrs. Arrankarchik
>> Forgetting the feminine appearance,
>> How fragile is the delicate flesh
>> Nature of Thai Women
>> Unity of harp with meat...

Karisha: This morning I found a coin in bed – I’m glad somebody wants to come back!!! Is it you? 😉

I didn’t lose a coin, maybe it was just a payment.

- We took Kalina - pleased that a decent amount of money saved, the second year nothing breaks.
I need to ride it more.

I went to the market, the toilet paper ended in the house.
In front of me, a boy buys 25 rolls of 77 meters) the seller gives him the purchased and shakes. It’s her "huli you spoil, I’m a lot of trouble!"

I was riding a friend in the subway, he was sitting, sleeping for himself... and there the grandmother was painted -
Give me a place.
He says I don’t want
Why is?
You look like my aunt!
There were no more questions :)

wurs
... further. In one postcard with me was driving such an uncle, intelligent such.interrupted with the usual phrases on the topic of the road, who goes to where, etc.
wurs
I was tired and slept.
I wake up on a note table.
wurs
The Citation:
You slept and I admired you. It is a pity that we did not have time to meet. If you want, call me. by Alexander"
wurs
The note paper is a check from the store.
wurs
The book "Russian Gay Prose 2008" was broken.
wurs
O_O

The girl cooked the juice, fell to the floor, the cat began to eat it.
I: You see, cats don’t eat unpleasant.
She is eating.
I: They are not eating.
She: Do you like "Kitecat"?
I : Yes.
She: I too...

Girls photographing themselves with a camera on an extended arm. Turn off the flash and shave your cheeks!!! to

So it turned out that my husband (not) is a foreigner and does not speak Russian:
We talk to him in English. He sometimes tries to learn Russian.
every time he overcomes the horror of his incomprehensibility. I try as much as I can to ease his fate and explain in a simple and accessible way that
and how, while inventively using other languages known to us
Great and mighty, indeed, and does not think to give up and build new and new.
by Cozni.
We have mastered the account: one, two, three, four... and so on. and
He decided to practice. It just turned into a convenient place: the store.
I took a box for half a dozen eggs and started filling it. He, seeing this,
He joyfully reports:
And one egg!
I corrected it gently:
One of them! (The average is already known)
He obediently repeats:
And one egg! And continues to cook:
And two eggs!
I say :
and two eggs. There are three and four eggs. It has succeeded. The Rule
Such a.
It is capable of absorbing and processing new information instantly.
He repeats clearly:
One egg, two eggs, three eggs, four eggs.
I see that I need to meet again, I immediately warn:
Five are eggs. Six are eggs.
Followed by a suffering breath of type "I
I believe that you do not believe".
The box is full! You can not count! He takes her,
He shows me and concludes:
This is an egg!
I am :
These are eggs...
And there are six of them!!! to

Madchen (11:45:06 4/05/2009)
Fuck, I go to the subway, the stove is opened, a huge rottweiler flies out, begins to laugh on the whole street with an echo yet...

Announcement for renting an apartment:

I rented a room without intermediaries. Living with me in a room (I am a single young guy, I work). Everything is clean, all the household equipment is there. and 8***. and Elena.
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Lena is burning.

Zoe, we still remember you.
by Garda

Anatomic: where my aunt came
KubaKoma: which one?
Anatomic: a call is needed to make a lot of melodies.
Anatomic: the pope says Zeball
Anatomic: learned to imitate the doorbell
Count: * rofl *
Coffee: * rofl * rofl *
Anatomy: Give it up
Anatomic: grief in people

A real case of life. My mom works as an accountant in a car service, she just told me a story.
The Winter. A blonde comes on the ten to wash the car.Well, naturally, her washing machine she approaches the washer and asks:
Is there anything to put in the castles so that they don’t freeze?
When you go out with your pencil, knock and that is all.
After this phrase, she goes out of the washing machine, comes out of the car, knocks several times in the palms and leaves.
The washer barely had a heart attack from what he saw and the entire car service until the end of the day was rotting.