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 05.05.2009
So it turned out that my husband (not) is a foreigner and does not speak Russian:
We talk to him in English. He sometimes tries to learn Russian.
every time he overcomes the horror of his incomprehensibility. I try as much as I can to ease his fate and explain in a simple and accessible way that
and how, while inventively using other languages known to us
Great and mighty, indeed, and does not think to give up and build new and new.
by Cozni.
We have mastered the account: one, two, three, four... and so on. and
He decided to practice. It just turned into a convenient place: the store.
I took a box for half a dozen eggs and started filling it. He, seeing this,
He joyfully reports:
And one egg!
I corrected it gently:
One of them! (The average is already known)
He obediently repeats:
And one egg! And continues to cook:
And two eggs!
I say :
and two eggs. There are three and four eggs. It has succeeded. The Rule
Such a.
It is capable of absorbing and processing new information instantly.
He repeats clearly:
One egg, two eggs, three eggs, four eggs.
I see that I need to meet again, I immediately warn:
Five are eggs. Six are eggs.
Followed by a suffering breath of type "I
I believe that you do not believe".
The box is full! You can not count! He takes her,
He shows me and concludes:
This is an egg!
I am :
These are eggs...
And there are six of them!!! to
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