by Lenta.ru :
Railways are slower than bicycles

There are no more claims to the Russian Post.

Why can’t you find a girlfriend?
xxx: because travel in this world my member is only interesting to spammers
yyyy : ))

A friend was looking for a job, after the university, found a vacancy in school
Silent_Spectator: but decided to look for a summer job, I quote
The Quiet Spectator:
The voice in the phone: Hello, are you on the ad?
Yes, according to the announcement.
New voice: Tell me, and what was written in the announcement?
I: I need a director in the theatre studio "Collovrat". Requirements -"unlimited imagination and breadth of views", requirements to....
A new voice interrupts me: UGU, fine. Did my colleague tell you the most important thing?
I: I’m not sure I know what’s most important to you.
The new voice: This is a gay cabaret.
A sudden cry on the back: Cat, you’re so bad! He may be scared!
Quiet spectator: I sit and run out of laughter.

Non-traditional cabaret is crazy! Theatre-studio "Collovrat" fucking take it! Art of Performing! "Jarilo" the hell of the damn! "The Warrior of the Rainbow"!

1: yes really any Linux can be configured for yourself only need to be armed with bugs for this and the rest of the material. I chose Ubuntu for his prostate.
2: for what? 0 0 0

Dmitry, our company is engaged in casting in movies and TV series. We would like to invite you to the casting, there is an interesting role for you. A movie about racing. You have to chase, chase a lot.

When will my order arrive? I am already employed.
It will be in stock in a week. They are not treated, but treated.
Serg: That’s the point that I’m already terbit!

And Solomon said, What was, it will be, and what has been done, it will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun. Sometimes they say something: look, this is news! And it has been in the centuries that passed before us".
And the crowd cried out, “Boyan!” and disappointed.

M: Enter the missed letters:
If you have the word “kitchen” – be proud of yourself

It did not work (

M: It is the same.

Searched on the internet how to make money, eventually found this: If you don't have money tie to your ass a crown, I honestly was in a whale)

Discussion of changes in the legislation:

xxx: I am personally in horror waiting for what else the Twitter boy will scream on TV...

YYY: Can he pump the game into the iPhone so that we don’t touch it?

I'm just from the side of the Fitz, right next to the court Deposys are standing. They saw me right under the wheels with my stick. I brake and ask what happened. The answer simply killed: "Audi stolen". I ask, am I at 10? There was no answer.

“Pasha, when you become a dictator, I will pay you money to be your wife, because being a dictator’s wife is prestigious.
“When I am a dictator, I will not need your money because I will have unlimited access to the country’s economic resources.
Then I’m just going to swallow!

Today was born an epic phrase, very accurately reflecting the essence of the situation in the Russian Federation:

I am tired of cuddling...

Laika

You have no letters!
Girl: Maybe it’s actually better...

Did you know that if a gepard is hungry, a person can develop a speed of up to 70 km/h?

When will the UP button appear on all websites?! to

Specification: Shift + Space

Now in the train. The girls come in and ask: Are we from above or from below?

BOOMik: It’s interesting why Apple didn’t hit Google because of the name iGoogle?

ukko: <irony>Do you think that Apple has already patented the first line letter “i” in product names?</irony>

Tagged with: irony

Wait for the complaint! and :)

s0rr0w: iSk

This is why Scotch will go on.

EOL opens new tobacco bottle
Eol: The stinking smell!
Eol: I can’t get out of the bank.
ML: Do you eat?

Women have such a thing.
I know I know. Name of Twitter
Mmm falling under the table