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C 16 years old madly in love with the same group.
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Boy, this is what I will tell you. I was in a similar situation a long time ago. At school he was in love with the girl, cared for her, well, and all in such a fluid spirit. However, this maiden did not perceive me more than as a friend, motivating it with the most imaginable and unthinkable reasons, under which was hidden "you are simple, poor, uninteresting and not cool." She also met with everyone in a row, mostly with all kinds of "popular" boys and muddy cockroaches. This continued until graduation from school, after which we travelled across different cities.
It took a long time, I grew up, strengthened, empowered. I have a prestigious position, a stable good earnings, some position, my own apartment, a car, a house, a sunny woman who understands and loves me in everything.
There was a meeting of graduates. I met that same girl. She has a whole ass in her life, almost a woman who has fallen, her games with mud ruined her life. And as for the script, immediately in personal conversations began "you know, I became smarter and realized a lot that I need you..." blabla. In short, I sent her naked and I do not regret anything.
So guys, look at both. Idiots are not treated over time, but only properly arranged networks.
From an inf to a girl:
I talk to the wind.
I argue with lightning.
I love the mushrooms.
After the first two phrases, I had no doubts.
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From a women’s forum:
I read a lot of the forum, about all these male tricks: washes the sms, starts a second cell phone, puts passwords in the computer, goes with the phone to the toilet and to the bathroom...just to hide his ugly stuff!!! to
But mine went on.
It all started with the fact that he bought me a small laptop, beautiful snow-white color, made in the apartment Wi-Fi. That’s to get you on the internet more often,” he said. I rejoiced like a fool. I sat on the internet a lot of time.
Once I wanted to get into his computer.For prevention)))
But the!!!! This shit has changed it all!! I didn’t even understand it first!! Everything was different!! to
One friend whose husband was Sisadmin told me that my fool had put Linux!! to
When I asked him, why did you do it? He replied that Linux is more comfortable for him!! In fact, he did it specifically so that I couldn’t use his computer at all!
Not much more, on the mobile phone now too everything is different, says that changed the request!! Now it’s absolutely unclear how to watch the sms and the calls made, and I’m sure he’s sneezing with his fools from work!! I can’t catch him now!! to
Help me! What to do???! to
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Hello to Sasuke? Congratulations on the Day of Knowledge! Someone has a sleepy voice... get up, or you will all sleep! Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven This is me, your grandfather. and Sasha! Sasha?? to
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Hm... I’m probably sentimental not in moderation, but for some reason I became sad and sad, that’s the generation "next".
Day of Laughter:
on advertising shields - jokes;
There are clowns in the ballots.
TV is a joke.
from a fishing forum.
and Sergius:
How often do fishermen cover up with fishing to rest with the girls?
Zolyx is:
How often do girls pretend to be Serguignas in order to find out about fishermen covering themselves with fishing in order to rest with the girls?
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The guy who yesterday drove on Dmitrovka behind the wheel of a beige toyota in a mask from the movie Cry, respect you!!!))))
Kiev Radio "Power FM"
Congratulations on order. The woman congratulates the young man:
Tell Dime that he’s the best guy in the world! The Signature: The Light!and "
We are in admin.
A secretary girl comes in, she sits talking, and we joke about her. Suddenly her look falls on a blue technical coat, which is worn to stretch the cable or for some dirty work. He asks, with the desire to grasp.
Who is this jacket hanging? Who of you is wearing it?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY When the office comes fucking, and the light is obscured by the curse of the accounting, the director terribly blows up the nostrils, when the viruses roll the network, and the people in panic run and ask for help, and then the ChiefAdmin himself wears this victorious coat and...
zzz - With a scream: "Fuck it all!" he jumps out of the window and runs away.
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Yesterday, the daughter is watching on the children's channel some developing program about letters, where children need a word from the won (or found?) Write the letters.
So here. The children found the letters X, U,..., N, I (a word of five letters). And they turn them in different order to make the word. I already wanted to switch, I thought there would be a young gift...
I guessed. The word kitchen.
Am I the only one so spoiled? :)
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Buday: If they write 3.14dots, then why not write 2.718bats?
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There is a system of card entrance - the card has been delivered, the card has kicked on the reader, the door opens, you take and enter, the system has taken into account how much you came. The accountant alone takes the card, picks, but does not open the door and enters through the gate... and then wonder - why her department of personnel walk tries to put... the door then did not open, the system believes that she did not enter the logs is reflected - Access is provided (picks the card) and the Passage (opened the door), and she has the only access to the entire car center only provided... because it enters not through the door.... and the shadows all in panic - for the whole month she has only exits from work, no entrances.
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The electronic system cannot serve as a basis for recovery for passes. The passes are recorded only by signatures in the journal. No signatures, go naked with your automation.
Bring it to the top so that ordinary workers are not fooled.
<yyy> now I will hurt you!
<yyy> Smoothie and Smoothie :)
<Helfenbayne> Pfff...
<Helfenbayne> Tatiana monkey >_<
<yyy> I’m so upset :)
George: All conversations like "Our country needs a strong leader, a strong hand" I associate with "I am a sheep, I am lost, where is my shepherd?"
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I go for mushrooms from Yaroslavl at 6:35 am. The first September. Nearby grandfather chooses someone’s mobile phone for a long time, then calls: Hello, Sashenka? Congratulations on the Day of Knowledge! Someone has a sleepy voice... get up, or you will all sleep! Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven, Half Seven This is me, your grandfather. and Sasha! Sasha?? to
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I don't understand what's funny about what kind of fool sends his own grandfather in the ass! Admin is fucking! Have you really flogged?
From the summary:
Courageous PC user.
In Japan, the oppressed invented karate, our oppressed invented anecdotes.by Vitaly Vlasenko
(Hopefully, the cadet Bigler will like.)... Not so long ago, my nephew went to the Eastern Front as a soldier, then as a soldier of the American army in the glorious Afghan city of Kandahar... (Later from the words of his sister - his mother, who visited his homeland in Russia.) They needed to travel somewhere, but whether the way went through the bustling eastern bazar, or something else, but the street was heavily strained with local trucks, aborigines and cars, not paying attention to the "brass" with intervenants and, accordingly, with great reluctance giving them the way. horrendous screams like "Get ap!..." and so on did not help. And then the nephew suddenly remembered the words of his uncle (brother of my cousin, in the 80s also was in this city as part of another, Russian army) about the fact that the local population understands Russian and, taking a loudspeaker, demanded the Russian mother to release the trip... Of course, the Americans knew that among the native Afghans Russian was popular, but not to the same extent! The road was immediately liberated. The soldiers liked this arrangement and began to periodically sign their nephew for this matter.
However, he does not always have the opportunity to make them company, so he did it easier. I recorded everything on the magnetophone, and in the intervals between the phrases I inserted a Russian song... On the question to my sister, what? She replied that, of course, “Rise up, the country is huge!”... The local people like the melody, and another Russian lyric is somehow not very popular with them...
Usually, girls love dolls, and boys are beautiful machines. But this is only until the age of 17. Then everything becomes the opposite.
Do you remember the first Terminator? That’s where he was looking for Sarah Connor. He found it in the phone directory and broke the page. Why Why? Not to forget?
and exactly! by LOL. Or was it an outdated model? Often the reboot went with the return to the original settings without saving the information.
and :D
He had an ancient hard.
No, just a small one.
Normal hard, just filled with infos.
Porn in any way.
He brought her from the future to the past by smuggling.
and :D
There was no porn there. It was he who brought the future.