Demon: Shut up, my computer broke, so I learned from boredom and hopelessness to wire spikes.
Now you still have to learn...

xxx: Why is there no button next to the "Close" button, so that what came out will never come out again?

Long time to come up with the levels of difficulty in the games - light, medium, heavy, superheavy, Korean, Chuck Norris

I bought a soft toilet paper with the smell of herbs. It feels like I crumbled in the park in the bushes and rubbed with a speck.

I went to the cinema today.
WOW: and how
HHH: I came there. I took tickets. I have a window for the session every hour. I went to the store and bought a book. Then I feel like I want a push. I sat in the bathroom at the cinema. The toilet is empty, no one. I got the book and started to write.
And then I apparently forgot to close the door, a man comes to me and a painting with oil: I sit on a push in the theater with a stitch and with a clever look I turn the page)) and then I smile to him.)
He stood in the shower for 20 seconds, then stood and left.

The holy place is not empty. Especially when it’s hot on the internet.

A letter from a pregnant girlfriend:
Girlfriend: Blind to give birth in a month and the husband is absolutely not ready to become a father, afraid of responsibility!
I: Well, it’s natural to be afraid, it feels like it’s going to start soon!
Girlfriend: I'm a smart wife)I don't give up yet) let him enjoy life:D We are in bars and clubs and on barbecue and with friends)so that he doesn't realize that all this will soon end) but he seems to start suspicious)))

20 was in Ahasan on Frunze. I bought for 1500 rubles approximately, I drove the truck to the car and think: "Maybe it will be useful in the farm!" And in the morning, the menta went on and I was in shock!!!! to

X: */*/
x : *
X is
X: I cleaned the key here a little.
I thought you were throwing my love zigzags.

On surveillance cameras everything is suspicious. % of

On the job a couple of days ago, a chestnut whispered that he wanted an activation. I did not want to activate on the Internet, although the numbers were clearly tapped from the stick on the system. Did the activation by phone - carefully dictated the number to the auto respondent and killed from him the response - the windscreen whispered what, said "all OK - I license". Only today I noticed that on the body of the 98. I’m sitting down and I think I’ll do it now...

I am without dinner today.
YYY: What is it?
XXX: We sit at the table. We discuss the construction of a shop outside the window, which boasts us a view of the mountains.
xxx: Bata says "But we will have our own supermarket!"
Blackjack and prostitutes?
XXX: I didn’t hold up either.

Yukimura, Mori, Motochika, Ieyasu and Mitsunarichka... Saskia!
YYY: How do you fuck it? ?
xxx: as acetylamino nitropropoxybenzen, only more joyful!

Daniel (status): My girl, I miss you very much, it’s very hard without you... But soon nothing will stop us from being together!
The comments:
The boy is in love!
Did you repair the car?? to

I go to bed with a girl (she is a dermatologist). I ate a mandarine before. I kiss her before sleeping.
It’s a mandarin mouth.
I: Do I want to ask a member of Mandarin too? and :)
She: And what?
I: (not ambiguously hinting)... well you will have a mandarin member...
You have contact dermatitis.

With VIO:

If a person often drinks alcohol alone, is he an alcoholic?
He is Jedi!

On the slopes of Fujiama, the Japanese could not see the Kuril

Recently I hear in my address phrases such as "a devoted friend", "a devoted employee".... why do you want to ask "who?"

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Let the zombies hear.
Let the zombies come.
The zombies will find me.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
ahahahah

WOW :
This is not the case in the world.

WOW :
Children are not eaten.

It was worth remembering the internet collection of funly reduced prices, such as the "boy with a finger in the eye cookies" (pointing is preserved), as almost broken in the "Magnet" on the box: "kinder egg shock for girls" )))