And you never wanted that during the session of the Duma to the tribune came the sailor Zheleznyak and said: "Citizens, the convoy is tired, clean the room!“?

The law is the law!
Russian Federation, Republic of Komi, Ust-Kulomsky district, village of Myelodino. No, not from the words “We are helda!”
The village is stretched along the bank of the river. Length kilometers 7-8, width meters 100.
Central, it is the only street with the logical name Central. Killed all the ground, holes and dams, first-to-second transmission, speed 10 km / h. In front of the school 20 meters of perfectly flat asphalt, and on these 20 meters - 2 artificial bugs, "lieing police." It is logical not to lay on the ground of lying policemen. And signs, of course: Transition, Artificial Inequality, Speed Limit 20 km / h. There is nothing to chase here. The kids anyway!
And then again the same ground, the same 10 km / h.
How would you hint on the deputies who adopt smart and necessary laws (for example, about compulsory policemen lying near each school), that there is also life beyond the ICAD?

The ban on keeping the house of penguins, beemots, crocodiles and lions came into force. But the ban on the holding in the Kremlin of colonies of parasites has not entered into force.

Zarutsky F. D., Fyodor Taras "Training the intelligence officer: the GRU special forces system" (1998)



"If there is a need to quietly lower the gases, you should stretch your buttocks with your hands and then, in order not to give yourself a smell, quickly dissipate the air with your palms, without producing shock."



yyy: I tried to do in the guests, so weirdly looked at me, especially when I took off my pants to stretch my buttocks.