The wife tells her husband she wants to divorce:
Where do I ask for my marriage certificate???! to
M: in place
J: On what one?
M: on your own
Q: Where is his place?
Fuck, he knows it.

Telephone conversation of two accountants from different firms:
What is the amount of our debt to you?
2) The amount of debt is 16822,10
...the voice of the director on the second plane to the side of the accounting gallery 2 "hear, you, the work, the accountant 6l*, you where you look at yourself in the pizza** or in 1C buch-yu, go to x** with such numbers!!!...
1) How much do I understand if your manager disagrees with the amount of debt?

We live with you like two pigs.
He is like three pigs.
She: Who is the third?
We are two like three.

The boss asked me why I was unmarried. And then I raised the topic that I don't have a family, my own apartment, no loans, I can not work for a few months - how he will keep me in this situation.

From Formspring:
QQ: Where do you think the hat in Hogwarts would set you: in Griffin, Slytherin, Cogtevran, or in Puffendou?
AAA: Let me tell you the truth. I was identified as "Industrial Architecture". And the second day I do not know whether to rejoice or to mourn.

At the top of the bullying was the advertisement of erotic massage rolled into the door of my old Moskovich!

I ordered a package from the USA.
The package arrived in 37 days. Of them, 3 days the package went through the United States, the remaining 34 days to the mother of Russia.After the shout of a colleague at work that he for this time would go on foot, decided to calculate...

So, from Krasnodar to Moscow 1500 km. An ordinary person can walk at a speed of 7 km / h. You can walk without stress about 6 hours a day. A total of approximately 42 km / day.1500 divided by 42... And we get 35.7 days to Moscow by foot.

Here is the whole secret. Russian Post - letters delivered by their own feet!!! to

Looking at my husband's new cartoon Miyazaki "From Mack Fields", he thinks for a long time, then says: Somewhere I have already seen this actress.
I don’t think, I ask: Where?
HE: Per she had been filmed in some hentai before. All good anime actresses started with hentai.

<HrenodelЪ> by the way, the ass is a universal interface for interaction with the environment
You do not use it as a danger sensor and it becomes an input-output device.

He must ask Higgs whether his boson is his or not.
The boson is not mine, I just posted the ad. and Higgs.

I watched yesterday a Soviet cartoon of the 1980s, where doll kids were playing in the hospital, the phrase:
"Do not fool the patient! You are in a city hospital, and here we will treat you as we think it is necessary, not as you need it.
I laughed and thought a lot.

Question to Siddhartha:
- Vital, I have the internet, but the network does not work, what is it?
It is shit.

For a picnic:
Do you have an exam in school tomorrow? Will you drink vodka?
Of course I will! He is theoretical!

At the new borders, Butovo is now the center of Moscow.
WOW: But Altuffievo was fucking, so it remained.

XXX: What do you like the most?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
XXX O O Which?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Q: Are we talking about cats right now?

Reactions to the film:

zzz 1:05, 11 June 2010
I was crying in the movie :)
1 Nash
xxx 1:05, 11 June 2010
The movie! → No words, just no words! Look at everybody! I was crying.
The Second Nash
ccc 0:09, 7 October 2010
I did not look. Read the reviews. I was crying. I will see tomorrow.
ccc 1:16, 7 October 2010
I did not resist. I watched. I am still crying.
vvv 21:41, 1 November 2010
I'm not going to push - so I cry
bbb 10:50, 8 January 2012
I’m ready to cry, tell me why.
nnn 23:54, 6 December 2010
I will look now. I may pay.
nnn 2:06, 7 December 2010
I don’t want to cry like that anymore.
mmm 21:02, 24 December 2010
I cry until now. Please help me. Tired of crying. I don’t even need to go to the toilet... Heelp pleease
qqq 18:55, 26 December 2010 I couldn’t believe it... but ept, I also cried from the first minutes of viewing
A sad movie.
www 20:28, 26 December 2010
Through tears and tears, I was able to watch a movie today. I cried like a child, no longer crying.
eee 21:24, 24 August 2011
I cried without reading the comments :(

If you connect the control keys of the TV and the second socks together, the portal will open to the women’s bag.

We will eat Edward soon.
YYY : Who?
I mean Edward. Which Cullen
xxx: o_o
We have a goat here... she gave birth to two goats in the spring, a girl and a boy. Edward and Bella. Edward was crushed, and I put a potato on his bones.
X: Did I not tell you? x )
YYYYYYYYYYY

Mother is screaming:
My cat is taking the tapes!
On to! Take off your shoes! "Take off shoes" I’ll see how you walk in them!

XHH: I remember at one job I was stuck buying a bouquet of flowers from the financial service for the chapters. by Boo Holding. I bought it and I have fine. Deer in the office - he will deliver. I come to him with a huge wreath. He raises his eyes from the papers "I understand you with an offer that I can’t refuse?". I was even confused)