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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18936
 06.08.2009
ZZZ is unfair. 200 for both marriages. 200 for each divorce.
xxx: entrance ruble, exit two)))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №18935
 06.08.2009
On Monday, I was sent to the office car to send reports to the tax office.
I go in. Careful security guard:"Fall out!"
I am from such an organization to report.
Organizers are missing!
And I don’t have a bank pass, I’m just on the lists for entering the building. To explain it to him I did not decide, I took Visa from my wallet and said:"Here!"
Is he a new model?
I am UGU.
The guard is you, go here. A second guard appears. He says, “Look at the girl’s pass, have you seen it?”
Watson, I have seen it.
Here is my name and name, here is the logo.
The guards, go on.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18934
 06.08.2009
For boys, this is an exercise:
You attach your legs to the turnik (strongly), hang down with your head, take the gloves and press them behind your head. Next 4 approaches, 10 times try to reach your head to the turnik.
After the exercise, you scream loudly for someone to come and take you off.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №18933
 06.08.2009
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Have a smile and smile! ?
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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №18932
 06.08.2009
JustMe: Why do you realize that sex is not the most important thing, only after you’ve become adolescent?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №18931
 06.08.2009
XHH: how fluorography works is not known?
You are dressed up by the belt.You enter the cabin and press your chest. to the hollowed lens, the thick old babe oret "Inspired and STOPED!!!!", you are dying in the air, there is a burnout, a scream "Breathe out!!!You go out, you dress up. approximately so.
Tagged: idiotic

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18930
 06.08.2009
And I’ll build my own Facebook, with audionarkots and prostitutes!!"-Pavel Durov, 2006

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18929
 06.08.2009
On Tuesday, Putin arrived in Orenburg, farmers complained that the drought destroyed the crops. There was a heavy rain on Thursday. Thank you Vladimir Vladimirovich for fulfilling our request.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18928
 06.08.2009
C@T: Opened a new slaughterhouse for himself
C@T: 0,5 kefir mixed with pieces of black bread and salt, you can bite a slice... And piss
Divisi0n_by_zer0: men, you invented the demo version of okroška ))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18927
 06.08.2009
I just got into a fight with my husband. He wanted to go to bed with two children, three books and a calculator in his bed.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №18926
 06.08.2009
Students in the metro:
X: Well, take a couple of eggs off, and you’ll keep it up.
Yyy: You say “a pair of eggs,” as if he had a dozen more in stock.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №18925
 06.08.2009
Interestingly, I was the only one before when I watched a movie, and when I saw that the main characters were swimming under the water, I also held my breath and checked if I could keep up?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18924
 06.08.2009
Fuck, I’m watching the news. Report on the Ural River. They say it will dry out in five years.
Then my uncle comes in and I say to him, “Ural dries out.” he looks at the telecast and says "Maybe Chapaeva will find..."

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №18923
 06.08.2009
x - I tried not even to move when she joked on my knees, or next to me))
U - O_O
x – she slept
X is a good trick.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18922
 06.08.2009
XHHH: Russified the Opera, Fuck... "Management of Cucumbers"!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №18921
 06.08.2009
What fucking life is this?
In some centuries, a spice rushed home, poured milk, went like a decent man to a comp. I printed a message in an aske, a spice laid next to it.Here a dog runs up to a chair, takes a spice and runs away, as long as I picked the spice from the dog, a cat drank all the milk.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №18920
 06.08.2009
And you tried calling the mediator Gandon in your hearts, then proving to him that Gandon is not blasphemous, Gandon is a defender.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18919
 06.08.2009
by LOL! I told him on radio. The militia carried out a raid in a supermarket and under the pretext that "you have cheese fuzzy" seized all available Dor-Blu.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №18918
 06.08.2009
Author of Quotes:
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I recently worked as a conductor of passenger wagons... What unrestricted power I experienced when a passenger approaches you by pressing his knees, pressing out his smile and so complainingly pronouncing: “Toilet?”?" And I said to him:"SANZONA!"
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You are stupid.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18917
 06.08.2009
XXX is:
And in sperm, by the way, there are still vitamins, I read.

Sperm also includes: fructose, water, vitamin C, zinc, citric acid, enzymes, proteins, phosphate and hydrocarbonate.

The cake can be baked ?

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