to this:

Sannych, Sleeping Sleep - there is some logic here. People, explain who is aware of which smoking, the manufacturers of shampoo against measles in large letters on the label write: "WITH OIL STRAUSE EMU"!!?? And on the other side - all the beneficial properties of this oil.
Well, where, where to fuck, where the body of the straws is produced this oil, and????? to
and...
It’s full of straws :)

It is a pity that in the contact along with the buttons "Add to friends" and "Refuse request" there is no button "Send to fuck".
by Martina (c)

You are sitting at the computer again.
You play like a small child in toys.
It would be better to build a house out of pillows!

In the subway car, she drowned with candy and coughed. The people looked inappropriately. I guess they see a pork flu carrier in me. She started laughing, quietly and compressed, and suddenly, fucking, whispered! I was not killed right there, I think, just for a sense of self-preservation.

rpex: the day of the flood)
Sliffka: The jump?
Rpex: I’m so crazy, I’m crazy. I look at the salary via SMS alert
rpex Supplement for the sum.. (bubble fraction).. 6 p 25 cop!
rpex: this message came the first.
Rpex: I think every time I get this salary.)
Rpex: Then everything else is sent with a delay of five minutes, probably I would have had time to commit suicide...

From the Medical Forum:

Hello, my husband and I had sex 2 days after the end of the menstrual period. But a few minutes later, his condom went off and it stayed in me for 3 days.
What is the probability of getting pregnant?and "

This is a gesture, comrades.

Today I went from the red to the red, so I am sitting in the car while he is in the department making documents and watching such a picture. A car stops right in front of the church (it is 10 meters from the post) under the sign of a pedestrian crossing and immediately a young haishnik ran in her direction. He did not have time to open this corshun of the mouth, as the father came out of the car with a phlegmatic face, with the same expression of the face crossed the mint, issued: "Do not take sin on the soul, my son." Mint in shock, Daddy in church.

Dear colleagues, please stop commenting on the quotations, to us, to everyone else, cheer that you found an error in the quotation or disagree with the opinion of the author of the quotation!

gregst: and even before the hoarders from the forehead took off and took with them what they would not steal, and now they stopped.
Badlogin: My grandfather still removes mirrors
TakHaDo: and how, profitable?

Marina: How long do you work?
Orbit: until the 18th and what?
Are you not short?
No one complains ?
Fuck, I can’t make such jokes.

He fucked me under the music.
XXX: in the...
XXX and singing.

Those who first wrote a quote and then wanted to delete it because "now I am ashamed of it". No is! I promised to lose my virginity if you see it in the best - do it!

People, do not argue about the swine flu, it is not more dangerous than all the others, just when neglected it gives complications, like any other flu. The specificity is that it gives complications to the lungs, that’s all. The "bird flu" caused similar complications. A couple of years ago there was a flu, which gave complications to the gastrointestinal tract, he himself became ill, all the time with the stomach. That flu for some reason was not named and did not trumpet about it, although people died from it. Mortality from the flu virus always exists, this is a rather serious disease. But at risk mainly people with weakened immunity: pregnant women, HIV-infected, who have had a serious illness, etc. From the swine flu mortality rate is not higher than the usual. You just need to follow the usual precautions, as in any other season of viral activity (spring / autumn). Good luck to everyone, don’t get sick!! Take it somewhere, or the people panic ?

Z is. It reminds me of Keya’s phrase from "People in Black": "Man is smart! And people are a stupid, dangerous, panicked herd!Don’t panic and be human ?

I was surprised at the shop yesterday!! to
I broke the flash, the dead stopped determining. He said he would fix it, I was shocked to see how he did it, or more precisely what. For repair, he used a fastener, lighter and scotch.
Having disassembled the body, he heated the attachment with a lighter and joined some contacts to it, then wrapped the entire chip tightly with a scotch and stuck in the body. Don’t believe the flash works!! to
This is the Russian people, and I wanted to throw it out!

death
What did not sleep?

Lokki-Navigator
Practice of preliminary

death
Have I prayed?

XXX is Hi. Listen to me this question arose...
YYY :?
Is the crisis over or not? I have already gotten swine flu.
YYY: lol ?

Friends, do not act!
What kind of swine flu?
Someone, and the "Bashevs" understand everything.
Deliver from the cabinets already polluted costumes with lambda and necklaces.
Season is open.

Have you attacked the backbone? Maybe he read the quotes he sent himself?

A friend from Greece has returned. One tree looked at her. I thought it would look great in the apartment. He approaches the guide and asks what it is. He calls the gardener. Talk in broken English.
What's that is? (What is it?
and Tree. (The tree )
I can see that. What type of tree? (This is what I see. What kind of tree is this?)
and Palm. (The palm)
A bit more specific, please? Is it possible to be more specific?
No eat. (You can not eat)

I like honest people. The guy brought the questionnaire, in the column of reasons for dismissal from the previous job wrote "Cold on the street to stand and consult about the door"