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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155275
 07.11.2020
I would like to live a little while in the only place in Russia where annual inflation is actually within four percent. But unfortunately - I am not allowed there - this place is surrounded by the Kremlin wall.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №155274
 07.11.2020
Then Papa began to come.
My mother and I had guests one day. Guests asked when my father would return from the sanatorium. But the father-young boy walked after the sanatorium to relatives and stuck with them indefinitely.
At the very midst of the feast, a bell ringed at the door. It was a postman who delivered a small banner. My mother did not endure and opened it. They were... toothprotheses. The father forgot them in the sanatorium, and the administration kindly sent the lost to the owner with delivery to the house.
Mom thoughtfully twisted the artificial jaw in her hands and told the guests with a feeling: "But daddy has begun to come..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №155273
 07.11.2020
It is inhumane to keep people so long in uncertainty. We know about Putin’s victory in the elections 10 minutes after he agreed to participate in them!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №155272
 07.11.2020
I went skiing last winter.

We stand in a small company, just on the side - Vanka, a very independent young man, three and a half years of age. An elderly French couple passes by, something is asked by him, in response Vank dissolves three fingers.

“Wan, do you understand French?

No, but what else can they ask?

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