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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42844
 07.02.2011
Yes, he is a muddle, not a poet! The first verbs must be riddled with the first verbs. Well, for example... Sleep, pin, fuck, give up...
YYY: Did you describe your life?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №42843
 07.02.2011
So that a friend did not forget to take the pills, I put them on the keyboard on the letter "V" - such as to come, take the contact and not forget to take :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42842
 07.02.2011
thx (13:45:00 7/02/2011)
sitting in the company of two masqueraded blondes (black hair) talking about gathering and editing text in word... you understand how smart you are...

thx (13:45:35 7/02/2011)
They put the word in the middle of the list with gaps.
Paragraphs equal to Ambulance
Handly
Put it to the monitor and measure.

thx (13:46:16 7/02/2011)
I heard half a roar.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №42841
 07.02.2011
I am in the hospital! Fuck me in the bathroom! Especially if you fuck someone from a not friendly department and a lot of gossip in the office.
Are you sick? What shook it? It was fun for me 😉
- You know, when at the meeting your boss is issued "The attitude to your department was clearly demonstrated by our staff...."
What was their boss without rushing out "Hm then the attitude to your team in the days will demonstrate our new manager", I looked at their new manager, where they were running such a child 2 meters off? No, I’m not in the hospital while he’s showing attitude! Damn the milk...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №42840
 07.02.2011
Are they getting married?! to
They are already on the verge...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42839
 07.02.2011
What kind of shopping???? to
In our country
Shopping, riding and larretting.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42838
 07.02.2011
I understood why my cat is writing near my bed at night.
"There are healing cats that lie down to a sick person and the disease goes away, the pain weakens.
And my cat preaches urine therapy!

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №42837
 07.02.2011
I went past Babylon yesterday on the Yaroslavl, talking with a friend, here I see from the left Niva fell on the ice, right in the stream, from side to side, in the end it through 4 rows unfolds and puts it carefully in the right row by the ass forward without hitting anyone, the man who wrecked behind the wheel. He turned on the accident and did not move.
Guy, how are you there? has gone?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42836
 07.02.2011
You can imagine the opera is so great! 😉
How can she be cool?? to
You don’t want to play, the opera is great! 😉
I think Google Chrome is much faster and more efficient!!!
HHH: I stop shaking so much, your brains have already flooded out of the comps!!!!!!!! to
Why did I not say that?It really is better than opera.
I am talking about the opera theater!!!!! to

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42835
 07.02.2011
Who broke the bricks?
I served in the fire department, but here we had a uncle from the Air Force, and we were not just engaged in firefighting. There is such an exercise in our army of bravery, "purification" is called: one throws a grenade into the fortification (home there or DZOT), the second gives the same long row after the explosion.
The chief told me that he visited both Chechens.
As in the exercises, we both do the same thing, I am on the grasp, with the machine, in the horn. Breaks out a partner’s check from a school grenade, swirls into the DZOT, retreats to the baskets... I think " once, two, " BACH!!! This is a good house, not a wooden house!! to
The chief himself ohueled - two pale ordinary mothers of almost the colonel on which the light stands, and the remnants of the type of 'DZOT' are smoking! It turns out to us at the exit to the field combat F-1 gave... The head of the flag-supplier puzzled taking a grenade in each hand, 6 teeth broke out...
You are saying shit with the bricks.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42834
 07.02.2011
The xxx:
My son bought a washing machine. The daughter wears around her, drives everybody away - because it's her bought and it's her "stitch". Start the washing mode. He wants to see how the water will melt. Turn on the TV and get distracted. The son-in-law is here:
The machine has already drained the water.
How? → His daughter jumped from the chair.
To describe you by sound or by stream?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42833
 07.02.2011
We sit somehow on a pair, 4th course, a lot of groups, a lecture, by the way, many write it, ask for a short break. Prepod (woman) "Mmmm..., Danone. Have rested? Let’s go on."

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42832
 07.02.2011
How to make the Russian Post work?
Kill the leadership and hire elves
YYY: and no
Better than gnomes.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42831
 07.02.2011
Video on YouTube, where Timati came to school. Kament:"Well, Timothy has come to school! He had to go there more often. Then Mr. Black Star might know that there are no black stars, there are only black holes.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №42830
 07.02.2011
The gynecologist:

The xxx:
This is Loll, next to me in a line sits a pregnant girl of 18 years and digs into a notebook. The edge of the eye noticed contacts: sweet, rich, the only one.

YYYY :
Take care of your children, but keep your contacts :D

[ + 246 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42829
 07.02.2011
Real history, no fiction, I work as an admin. (Without any names)
from February 1 in leave: Called to work 2 times, 40 missed, 4 accepted official calls.
2 February: Calls from 8 am to 19 pm. I did not take the phone at all.
3 February: found home, withdrawn from vacation...
Now the pictures:
Reason for withdrawal from leave. Headbuck was unable to master the new MS Excel program, as a result of which she was unable to stretch the cell in the table. Reason 2: An employee of the organization considered uncomfortable that the cable from the keyboard goes to the left behind the foot of the monitor, but it is more convenient for him to the right.
Are there employers from Krasnodar? Take to work: Exchange, Ms Sql, win serv 3-8, kereo, usergate, squid. I know everything! Forget the plz, it’s hard to work with idiots.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42828
 07.02.2011
Do you know what real men do? They argue until 14, they settle until February 23, and they leave by March 8!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42827
 07.02.2011
Snow in Moscow
YYY: or a snowfall?
XXX: The Polite

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №42826
 07.02.2011
In connection with the new law "On Police" artificial obstacles now need to be called the LORD's lying policeman? Or are they going to be police officers?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №42825
 07.02.2011
xxx (14:39:00 6/02/2011)
I want to go to Dirkouou
yyy (15:11:43 6/02/2011)
Which hole do you want?
xxx (15:13:58 6/02/2011)
Where the shit is bigger.
yyy (15:14:13 6/02/2011)
XD is
yyy (15:14:30 6/02/2011)
But now read this dialogue, not as a speleologist.
xxx (15:14:41 6/02/2011)
and ROFL

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