Call my mother to find out her schedule:
Where are you tomorrow afternoon?
The Last Home
(and wild rust on the other end of the wire)

:D

by Habr
The Office of the U.S. Foreign Trade Representative has included the social network "VKontakte" in the international "black list" of Internet resources providing access to pirated products.

From my own person, I express a huge thank you to the creator of this list of sites, and I place it in Favorites.

Comments on the phone.
XXX: It works great if it is treated well! It happens when a strong blow is cut off!

yyy: with a strong blow and the elephant cut off))))

xxx: I am so delighted in the heroes: when the move ends and you try to send the Persian somewhere else, the computer writes an outraged caps.

The hero is tired! The hero has to have a personal life, after all!

Q: Will you finally take your foolish recording of the concert? It lies, only the place on the screw occupies.
Do you have little space? You have a terabytes screw.
Oh yeah, very little!
Take away all the shit!
Oh yeah yes! I will start with yours.

Woblan (00:56:09 7/03/2011)
Did you look at it at night?
Ultor (00:56:28 7/03/2011)
It is not Andrew.
Woblan (00:56:51 7/03/2011)
and who
Ultor (00:56:57 7/03/2011)
his sister
Woblan (00:57:06 7/03/2011)
WOW
Ultor (00:57:13 7/03/2011)

Woblan (00:57:26 7/03/2011)
Sister Andrea knows my name.
Woblan (00:57:27 7/03/2011)
ppc
Woblan (00:57:40 7/03/2011)
He probably talked about me often.
Woblan (00:57:50 7/03/2011)
How wonderful and adorable I am.
Ultor (00:58:23 7/03/2011)
Hm... You are signed in aske, as "Vovan – Fat Pidor". He didn’t tell me about you.)

Buying gifts for March 8
Everyone gets gifts, the seller’s voice:
Next What is a gift for you?
Do you have poison for rats?
We followed him in a row with a friend, we lay down with half the store.

XXX: You Can Make Me a Mist
The most I can do for you is a sandwich.
Where will you get the third?

xxx: I can support the power orally
yyy: =))))))))))))))))))))))
XXX is fucking
xxx is moral =)

Packing things for moving to a new apartment, countless boxes of shoes are on the exit:
Why do you need these boxes?! to
I: Mom, it’s the shoes.
Do you go in boxes?! to

Were there only girls? And all of it?! to
In the sauna :P
- sorry) a bunch of naked girls... disgraceful... and no one man) Eeeeh) I would be there (I would be jealous)))))
- Well, I would, if you were there, I would show you the figures and go :P in harems I do not participate =P
How many of you were there?
and 10 =)
And ten of them!! Well... well the figures are like that))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I'm sitting with a girlfriend in a chat 12 nights I'm telling her
Are you going to be fat?
Eat to see.

Announced by:

"8 March the clinic is working, but will not work"

To us from Moscow comes the theater with the performance "Divorce in Moscow". It is hard to buy tickets...

A man should remember:
The day we met
The day the first date was.
The first time I went to a restaurant.
The day when "and remember I then broke the socks"
The day the first kiss
The first time I had sex.

The male brain is so arranged that it just can’t remember so many dates, and that’s why a man tries to do it all in one day.
c) the light

by Nickname_1:
posted 6-3-2011 06:15 PM
I look at the window, and there the man in the bedroom sleeps, I think the shob does not freeze I call 02, and there no one removes the telephone!)))

by Nickname_2:
posted 6-3-2011 07:44 PM
by 911

by Nickname_3:
posted 6-3-2011 07:52 PM
There is no need to freeze anywhere. You need to take it home and warm it with hot tea.

by Nickname_1:
posted 6-3-2011 08:03 PM
Thank you very much, surprisingly!
The local kids were wearing snow and they couldn’t see it anymore.

She: How much do you take for oral sex?
He: You’re waiting for the answer, it’s free, but no, we’ll do it in 5 minutes. 500 rubles for more than 5 minutes. for free...
She: We agree, you have us more than 5 minutes )))
He: Fuck, I misunderstood... oral sex, it doesn’t necessarily pass... And I understand it doesn’t go far...
She is far away ))

In Perm, strawberries are already 200 p / kg! I wonder, are they already releasing it with ions of gold and silver? % of

I met the man today when he was going home. To note, my height is 197, with sports life pumped. I walk quietly, I don't touch anyone, suddenly I hear - "Hey, I tolerated a cigarette, give it!"
I look, there is a goop, a hat on his forehead, probably only my legs and saw. I didn’t bother, I pulled a cigarette. He lifts up his eyes, pumps them out and gives out, "Yes, no longer brother, I've thrown it up!" I am in o_o

Of all the girls, spambots are the best for me. They write that they miss, love and that I am dear to them.