From our window we can see a lot of stones.
Only a little out of our window.

Do you like to read other people’s text messages? I don’t mean, of course, your wife or husband or children – don’t go on the phone to a loved one, unless, of course, you’ve not noticed an incoming call from the Joyful Drawer. Although, you know, my acquaintance turned very cleverly – she called the lover a megaphone. He knew about it and therefore tried to send SMS of this nature. Dear subscriber of Megaphone! We are very pleased that you have been using our reliable and, most importantly, strong connection for a whole year. Assuming that you are not yet fully satisfied with the quality of our services, we offer you to participate in the "Bonus for all entries" promotion tomorrow. If you receive at least three incoming calls, each lasting at least 20 minutes, you will receive a dinner for two at the restaurant you choose. “Your megaphone.”

Admission Commission: What is your mother’s name?
Student: I don’t remember
Acceptance Commission: Sadly
I’ll call my dad, I’ll know. He really begins to call Dad: Dad, what is Mom’s name?
Acceptance Commission: At the same time, clarify how the father is called
Student in the telephone: Dad, and you?

The most important thing at the right time to pretend like a fool)) every girl can do this)

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Which religion is professed in Turkey?
It is tourism.

XXX: Freemans were ruled by naives. So they have the power of the naibaat (like the caliphate, the sultanate, etc.). D is
Yyy: Naibaat is in Russia. And the Freemans have the power of the Nazis.

Only Mother carries us all life.
9 months in the stomach, up to 3 years
All your life in your heart!
YYY: and neck

Where did the expression "dare to call" come from?
From Windows 95.

I take the bus to work. In front of me sit two girls, seven or eight years old, and enthusiastically discuss the boys:
Have you ever done this?? to
– No
Are your months already coming?
– No
So what are you pretending? You have to fuck now, as long as there is no monthly, then you will definitely not fly!

I am in the car.

In the Edinburgh Zoo, the main attraction is the giant panda, which was recently brought from China, advertisements of these panda are seen throughout the city. In the zoo, someone wrote disappointedly:
No Kung Fu from Pandas – WTF?? to

I don’t know why it needs rain. It becomes dirty and cold. And so much?
You fuck the garden not watered 10 hundred.

My sister has burned. Please give me my stuff:
I’m not friends with the Tupac.
C: I know
I am :D
C: You have little trouble at home.

8:00 am: I want to go to the toilet.
yyy (0:37): run faster
xxx (0:37): if I don’t come in a few minutes...call the menta!
yyy (0:50): I call the ments
xxx (0:51): fuck there crossword difficult (

I have not smoked a cigarette or cigarette in the past year. I didn’t even make a length. Not even drunk. Not at festivals or concerts. Nothing anywhere. Not one one.

The benefits of not smoking are obvious.

The head is clear in the morning.

You can work for several hours without getting up.

I do not smell of a goat.

The voice sounds more complete.

I can catch a tram or trolleybus.

It saves about 40 rubles per day, that is, about 1,200 rubles. The month I drink.

You don’t have a badge by chance?
yyy: I have since last year 3 local, for the new year gave 4 local, on DR gave a two-seat, and absolutely accidentally on these weekends passed by the sports store and thought "give me a one-seat, suddenly xxx will ask". Which to you?

News on Yandex: "Bessonov believes that the deprivation of his immunity will offend society".
Wouldn’t he offend me because I don’t know who he is?! to

I watched discovery. There, crocodiles in the river eat a drowned giraffe. So they said... The drowned giraffe... How fucking did he drown?? to

MoRo: I go to such a client (I connect to the internet), and there small, well, 16 years old. He looks at the tattoo, hair, beard, eyelid and says:
I look, you’re a rocker, what are you listening to? I’m also a rocker, I especially like AC/DC, you don’t pay attention to what’s playing out of the columns, it’s for relaxation.
And from the columns in turn American hip-hop pop, dabbstep and Buranov grandmothers.
Fuck, he’s a rocker too.

Karina, you’re still so bad.
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Are you buying a whole chicken cat now?
She: Yes, I cut off his chest, cook his wings and chopsticks, and cook soup from the chicken frame.
He is a chicken carcass.