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 07.07.2012
I have not smoked a cigarette or cigarette in the past year. I didn’t even make a length. Not even drunk. Not at festivals or concerts. Nothing anywhere. Not one one.

The benefits of not smoking are obvious.

The head is clear in the morning.

You can work for several hours without getting up.

I do not smell of a goat.

The voice sounds more complete.

I can catch a tram or trolleybus.

It saves about 40 rubles per day, that is, about 1,200 rubles. The month I drink.
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