To the shit.
Review of "One Floor
America", caught myself on the thought that on all the way the authors got into the snowfall ONCE. And in general, why in California heating if there are three crops of lemons?

The first Mitsubishi sponsor in Russia was Kazan FC "Rubin"

Xy: Very unusual.
Until now, observations have shown that millions of times a man has digged a potato; but it is not excluded that once out of a billion times the opposite will happen and the potato will dig a man.
Probably the case, since this title has been hanging for an hour and a half.

It was almost 30 years ago. Tete calls the mother-in-law to work with the words: "The closet fell on Mitya". Neither dead nor alive goes home. The smell of valerian. Probably my grandmother drank. The child is sick ". He returned home, the child was alive and unharmed. It turns out, used on the closet-penal, like a monkey, the closet fell, but not on the floor, but on the table, Mitya safely hanged on the door and slowly tears. A 3-liter bank with valerian fell from the closet (don’t ask where it came from!Valerian is mixed with water. Long after, drunk cats walked!

Mimic News

The kittens of the Far Eastern leopard, lost by the fault of the three fingers on the front leg, began to hunt independently in the volley and already caught the first rabbit. Seven rabbits will be enough for a leopard for about 10 days, after which a young deer may already be released.

That’s when you want to kill a neighbor. Dumbness is when you want to kill a neighbor, because we are all doomed.

We have a lot of people like you in our organization. He runs the whole year with every spole to the hospital, and he is not embarrassed that someone does the job for him. And when the prize is offended, it is less than the others.
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And there are enthusiasts who sit in a workplace with a high temperature, barely opening their eyes because of tears and sores, forbidding to ventilate (I am sick), filling the entire office with bacilli, infecting everyone else who goes to the hospital (because of one splash several people) - and then proudly receive an increased premium as they have never been sick. And the leadership is unaware that this "labour hero" with his "heroism" dismantled half the department for half a month.

Mom takes all sorts of swimming rituals seriously, such as swimming in the river and jumping three times through the fire. Involves the whole family, turn away no. This time we are in the city, I thought it would work out, but not...
and short. We went to the bathroom and jumped through a candle.
Hopefully in the morning the neighbor will not ask why we are in the middle of the night, right, I don’t know how to answer...
WOW :D

HHH: It is directing me.

From pride?

HGH: from peanut soup

We got a copy of tomorrow’s checklist, everyone is learning from it. So it was necessary for one uncle to go to the parish with a copy and ask with a blue eye: "And what is the answer?"
The teacher has two eyes in the dish: "Where do you get this?"
We wait with all the flow for tomorrow.

Father: How, explain to me, how could you not smell it when the eggs in the shell have already burned?? to
I thought the neighbors were doing the shale...
P: Oh, I have these creative personalities!
But when in the supermarket mom from the mountain of soft toys picked a sheep for the dog and brought it, Daddy in the basket was already lying exactly the same and even identical color. This is love. It is the instinct of reproduction.

I found a brainstorming. Massage for the head.
I thought, a girl.

Who sat on my chair and broke it?
YYY: The Tester
Why the Tester?
YYY: Broken – that is, the tester.
XXX: It is logical, fuck it.

Imagine yourself
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I am talking about female logic.
Tell me how you were guided.
A man who came to meet in the department.
The men’s clothes?
He thought I was buying those pants and socks.
To cry at night.
Lonely as in a cage?! to
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Unhappy married women are passionate as good. They already know what they want, and they are not looking for any new relationship. And they want to flirt, passion and have a good fuck. After a couple or three times, they realize that they are full, and that the husband is closer, which has dragged back to the borsches. And if 999 faithful wives will not want to betray and refuse to get acquainted, then the one thousand, who carefully picked up the most comfortable pants and socks for her husband and at the same time agreed to meet that guy, will repay his failures.

If you imagine our planet as a living being, Russia is the mind, India is the heart, the United States is the stomach, Africa is the liver, Europe is the intestine, and England is appendicitis in general. What is China, to say while I have trouble, maybe hands, i.e. This is a practical implementation of what the Russians thought about and the Americans digested.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY We sit and don’t do anything until they give a pinch. We think of these hemispheres and live between them. I get upset if someone is still in white. We fear that we can get stressed, and then few people will not see it. Spirituality goes from us to the whole world.
Put China on India, say, are we the minds of the planet?

Spectator> Our managers issued a wonderful: State budget institution of culture "Regional dermatology "

<Oležek> "The woman from Hong Kong exploded the iPhone 6Plus"
It’s no longer apples, it’s grenades.
<oort> women with apples have had problems for centuries.

Love will suddenly heat up: it will eat, fuck and fall asleep.

XHH: I, for instance, had a strong thought that trading on the Internet in roaming is more profitable than heroin, weapons and bullshit in the load.

Advertising of the clinic in the bus: a photo of a frightened cat and the slogan: "Minus 2 testicles - plus 2 years of life. We are extending our lives!"

Local level of creativity

Here is another masterpiece.
by Veloanchel. No ahah okay.