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 07.07.2015
It was almost 30 years ago. Tete calls the mother-in-law to work with the words: "The closet fell on Mitya". Neither dead nor alive goes home. The smell of valerian. Probably my grandmother drank. The child is sick ". He returned home, the child was alive and unharmed. It turns out, used on the closet-penal, like a monkey, the closet fell, but not on the floor, but on the table, Mitya safely hanged on the door and slowly tears. A 3-liter bank with valerian fell from the closet (don’t ask where it came from!Valerian is mixed with water. Long after, drunk cats walked!
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