O tempora, o mores! I forgot to put the emoji at the end, so you are already accused of dissatisfaction, disagreement, hidden irony, sarcasm, etc.
=) is

From the words of colleagues as they work with customers.

I started upgrading the 1C program.
After 15 minutes, the girl comes in and says: “We don’t have a printer.” This is due to the 1C update.
Does the refrigerator work?
The Girl: Yes
This is not for updating.

Weather has a healthy appearance and a temperature of 36.6 ° C in the shade.

xxx (15:07:33 7/08/2012)
Yes, I listen to syntipop, dark embient, gothic metal, symphoblack, agrotech, on my finger I have a ring with a pentagram, on my neck anchor.
Sberbankined balance in the world and gave me a card with chamomile.

XXX: as long as she knows who is the dominant male and who is the craving female
XXX: Don't confuse the electricity

Lenka: There is nothing to hear about our hockey team in London. Swept out again?

Profile: How much more! Imagine getting stuck in the skates for the Summer Olympics! It is :)

What kind of guy do you have in SP?
John Lennon, the singer of The Beatles, the love of my life.
Q: Okay, are you going to meet?
Tagged with: facebookspam

HH: What do you think?
I think people are different.)
XHH: bad and good?
People and shit.

One of the comments to the photo with a naked woman in the forest and the signature about the completed search for Vasis mushroom:
Naked, naked in the forest.
And in the morning, you will realize that under the action of mushrooms, the whole night of the dead salmon has perched.

Why don’t you like programmers?
They take money for what they would do for free.

Hosts to note:

Modern quiet washing machines are a miracle, loaded laundry and forgot...
And I literally forgot - I remembered the washing after a day when I was looking for my favorite jeans.
I will tell you the smell.

The xxxx:
It feels like my wings have grown behind me)))))

YYYYYY:
Remove the dust under the ceiling.

At the entrance, a drunk man passes by.
Q: Is it Thursday or Friday?
I: Today is Sunday at all.
Q: Yes, Thursday or Friday?
I am Sunday!
Thursday or Friday?
I am Thursday.
The man left pleased.

by Habr

What hell is this world?
You have to get out of it!

Do you have Batman Beggins?
XXX: Begins
YYY: I think I understand what the new Hobbit will be about.

gregon: and more, translating army wisdom
Gregon: Every anal probe has a labyrinth.

The Skills:
Printing in the blind.
Printing in the blind, through the cat. : / /

I don't understand Vanilla at all.
Yyy: It's like emo) really jumping down is already scary, here they sit on the window, they look)

Anastasia
Well if you can't sleep at all - read the law No. 326-FZ "On compulsory medical insurance in the Russian Federation" - very fascinating, exciting, with unexpected disconnection, just charm))

Artem
I need to read, I love fantasy =)

Commentary on the film on the track: "The girl on 4 screenshots has the same expression of the face, and she would be filmed in the dark!"