I have a friend, he bought a service from a cell phone company so that his number was not identified by anyone. He was very angry when I walked out of his way. —Hi, Matthew! Well, what if his only number is not determined when calling the incoming))

Never underestimate the stupidity of people.

I watched here in the league of gestures a video of how a man was crushed by a bus that fell from the dome and reminded me.

I recently went by car with a driver (flight 30 person) on a business trip to another city. Turn the rear wheel.

The driver lifts the car on the dome, removes the wheel and I see that he is going to roll it to the trunk. I say :

Put the wheel under the car.

And why?

Will it fall out of the housing?

It will not fall...

and put. You see, the wind is strong, the car moves!

The driver reluctantly clamps the broken wheel under the car and goes to dig in the luggage compartment to get the reserve... and the car flies from the steering wheel falling on the underlying wheel. I ask him:

You see for what?

He is silent, his eyes knock.

Again he lifts the car, gets the reserve from the trunk, rolls to the place of replacement and leanes to the car. Here he begins to stretch behind a broken wheel to get him. I ask him:

Why do you get him?

I want to put it in the luggage.

It could just have fallen!

No, I’m going to reserve now.

Do not touch it, as you turn it, and put it in the trunk.

With the dissatisfied expression of the face silently begins to curl with the reserve... and the car again flies off the hood.



And then my family members ask me why I sometimes, when I forget, talk to them like downs, beginning to explain obvious things. I answer, sorry for the deformation.

In January, I played the grid with friends and had to go to the kitchen for a snack.

When he returned to the game and the enthusiastic conversation on the discord, without tearing his eyes from the screen, he made a spoon of tea and immediately splashed tea because of the fact that he felt incomprehensible pieces in his mouth.

It turned out that the cat decided to try or smell the tea and it broke into a bowl.

Strange pieces were wool and cat food.

In large families, where they bring things to each other, Fashion is even afraid to whisper.

My friend met his future wife on a beach in Sochi 400 km from his hometown. They lived in the same city and studied at the same school. When they got married, they looked at photos from their wife’s family album. Suddenly, my friend recognizes himself on a school photo. At the last call, he carries a first-class girl with a bell. First class is his wife. There is a similar photo in his family album.

Have you noticed that when you are addressed with the phrase "We need to talk", you don't need it at all?

I go to a cafe almost every day. There is a barista working there, who throws my glances over and all in that spirit, but he did not dare to get acquainted. Today I came, and he was not there. Probably not in his replacement. I was so sad that he wasn’t there. It became so strikingly lonely. But you will do nothing. He sat down at his favorite table. The waitress put out the menu and quickly went away with the phone. I tried to call her for ten minutes. And she passed by to the other tables: "I'm sorry for waiting, I'll come now." I was about to leave with a wildly bad mood, as this barista enters the cafe, smiled at me and went to the stand. Only then came the waitress to me. It turned out that this girl, when she saw me, called the guy. And he stumbled on his weekend to make me coffee. It’s the sweetest thing I’ve seen. And yes, tomorrow we go on a date.