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 07.08.2022
Never underestimate the stupidity of people.

I watched here in the league of gestures a video of how a man was crushed by a bus that fell from the dome and reminded me.

I recently went by car with a driver (flight 30 person) on a business trip to another city. Turn the rear wheel.

The driver lifts the car on the dome, removes the wheel and I see that he is going to roll it to the trunk. I say :

Put the wheel under the car.

And why?

Will it fall out of the housing?

It will not fall...

and put. You see, the wind is strong, the car moves!

The driver reluctantly clamps the broken wheel under the car and goes to dig in the luggage compartment to get the reserve... and the car flies from the steering wheel falling on the underlying wheel. I ask him:

You see for what?

He is silent, his eyes knock.

Again he lifts the car, gets the reserve from the trunk, rolls to the place of replacement and leanes to the car. Here he begins to stretch behind a broken wheel to get him. I ask him:

Why do you get him?

I want to put it in the luggage.

It could just have fallen!

No, I’m going to reserve now.

Do not touch it, as you turn it, and put it in the trunk.

With the dissatisfied expression of the face silently begins to curl with the reserve... and the car again flies off the hood.



And then my family members ask me why I sometimes, when I forget, talk to them like downs, beginning to explain obvious things. I answer, sorry for the deformation.
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