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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №157285
 08.12.2021
I did a second vaccination at the shopping center. I asked the nurse, before the injection, in an attempt to establish some kind of contact: "And from the second it will be worse?"

She didn’t even look at me and with the most relaxed, tired voice, picking up the medicine in the syringe replied:

“I do not know. They do not come to us after the second."

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157284
 08.12.2021
One day, I cheated on a machine with a bagel. He threw a five-ruble coin into him, and he gave me a bagel. It would seem, nothing unusual, but he gave out ALL))) He poured them out and poured them out until they were pulled out of the socket. Maybe it was the biggest win in my life...Jackpot, fucking :(

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №157283
 08.12.2021
It is 22 years,

It feels like 37 years old.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157282
 08.12.2021
My friend the doctors at one time pulled out of the world. They put a heart shunt and ordered to urgently change the way of life, because in the former image it will not last long. Unlike many other men, the friend took this seriously and took a full program. Further from his words.

“I was in Annapolis last summer. The hotel had a gym on the ground floor, where I went every morning. He did his usual program: stretching, cardio, power. There was always alone. One day I noticed that a boy cook was watching me from the corner. When he realized that I had struck him, he approached and timidly asked:
Please tell me, how old are you?
and sixty eight. Why are you asking?
“You know,” replied the boy, “my father is forty, and he can’t do anything at all.
Don’t worry, I comforted him. When I was forty, I couldn’t do anything.”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №157281
 08.12.2021
In the nomination "Managers of the Century" won effective managers of the Post of Russia, who managed to open in the emergency buildings simultaneously logistics, shopping centers and branches of the bank, paying employees wages of cleaners.

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