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 08.12.2021
My friend the doctors at one time pulled out of the world. They put a heart shunt and ordered to urgently change the way of life, because in the former image it will not last long. Unlike many other men, the friend took this seriously and took a full program. Further from his words.

“I was in Annapolis last summer. The hotel had a gym on the ground floor, where I went every morning. He did his usual program: stretching, cardio, power. There was always alone. One day I noticed that a boy cook was watching me from the corner. When he realized that I had struck him, he approached and timidly asked:
Please tell me, how old are you?
and sixty eight. Why are you asking?
“You know,” replied the boy, “my father is forty, and he can’t do anything at all.
Don’t worry, I comforted him. When I was forty, I couldn’t do anything.”
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2021-12-06/#1273305
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