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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №48637
 08.06.2011
I really realized that life all depends on you when I saw a photo of my former boss (nearly promoted to the director of a branch of a serious firm) in the album "The Best Workers 2005" in one notorious fast food café.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48636
 08.06.2011
Previous: What is Civil Society?
Student: It is a society in which there are citizens who know they are citizens who live in a society.
Prep: What is it?! to
Student: Hey, do you want me to simplify my thinking for you?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №48635
 08.06.2011
Something you look like an artery today.
WOW: What is it? In the sense?
Tag: sleepy

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №48634
 08.06.2011
In the morning the alarm clock rings – I don’t have a alarm clock.
I trust my neighbor!
Early in the morning to work he will wake me up on time.
He has his concerns - the lesson begins.
...
The day goes by and I’m back at 5 p.m.

Now let’s count. At 17 o’clock she returns from work. She ends working at 16.00. 8-hour working day with lunch break. Therefore, it begins to work at 7-00. She leaves the house at 6 a.m. Therefore, exactly at five in the morning, this frost with the trumpet wakes the whole house every day!!! to
A wonderful neighbor, his mother. I would kill him.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48633
 08.06.2011
Previously, grandmothers asked their grandchildren to put a thread in the needle, and in the future they would ask to introduce a capsule.

[ + 85 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48632
 08.06.2011
Mccvinn: Yesterday I walked with a little boy (2 years) in the yard. And we are building something there, mountains of sand and land filled, well fun. Nearby walks a girl 5 years old, charming, well seriously - long light hair, pale pink dress, etc.Nikitka (son) all the time, naturally, flows toward these mountains of sand, interestingly, the girl approaches me and says: and on these mountains you cannot climb. I deep-mindedly kick my head, I agree - yes, say, and really can't, you can fall, there can be glasses, and dirty.. the girl looks at me skeptically and I would say sad, and thoughtfully says: in general, my mom said that this word is ugly and it can't be said... but how can I say that you understand well?! Uncle, if your child will climb this sand, the evil workers will immediately come and take you away!! to
Takes his hand and leaves.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №48631
 08.06.2011
Answers from Google
"How quickly will you get rid of the scarring?"
One of the stones
"Scroll in the pants, then the smell of shit will break the smell of garlic";

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48630
 08.06.2011
My husband said, I have breasts like I was in first class.
I can be proud! I have first class breasts :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48629
 08.06.2011
thx(22:18:18 7/06/2011)
What should I do to forgive me?and ((

Wicked (22:18:31 7/06/2011)
Marry me

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48628
 08.06.2011
I wonder why I don’t live in Russia.
Probably God loves you.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №48627
 08.06.2011
An explanation was given today.
I, XX, was late to work because the workers were removing the asphalt under my window. I did not hear the alarm and fell asleep.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №48626
 08.06.2011
XXX: People, and who where audio books are downloaded
YYY: Well, if we agree on the price, I can read you out loud.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48625
 08.06.2011
XXX: Our chief admin makes all the ugliness
X: I am afraid of it.
What about PCHI?
We are neighbors, we have a common balcony
XX: my cat has his cat
XXX: Right in His Eyes
WOW and WOW???? to
He thought she was a cat.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №48624
 08.06.2011
Status of acquaintance:

Beethoven, being absolutely deaf, wrote beautiful symphonies. Why can’t I, being absolutely stupid, write great scientific works?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48623
 08.06.2011
In the military commando, the lieutenant sends out the new recruits, pressing the agenda in shaking pencil:
You are going to the army! Stop asking stupid questions!
He immediately cried out:
Now they will be asked to you!


[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №48622
 08.06.2011
Hard to be
I went out with my brother in a clean field to see the meteor rain. clear night, deafness, teenage depression because of the girls.
There are no normal girls in the world.
Brother: Yes, no...
I: Maybe we’ll be gay?
Nor are normal boys either.

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48621
 08.06.2011
I came up with how to use homosexuals, since they do not have children, let them eliminate all kinds of chestnuts with Chernobyl type radiation.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48620
 08.06.2011
07/06/2011 Skype has fallen
I want to buy all the drug business after Skype MS.
Alcohol companies, guns and prostitutes. Indicators should fall.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48619
 08.06.2011
Does anyone have temporary tattoos?
Tagged: small bar

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №48618
 08.06.2011
He was in the administration of the GIBDD in court, met an unfamiliar lawyer.
I: Are you here as a lawyer?
He: Yes, and as who else?
I complain, and I am an accused.
He: Well, who studied for whom...

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