The Chinese are good. On the shoe the inscription - HEROWAY

and :-)

I understand what it is about, but still...

earisu_fea: I just understood it. I don’t like when someone is photographed on an avatar with a tail. You can see that he can’t hold it! What about using.

xxx: "3 Battalion "DF", in the headquarters of the advanced strike battalion, was assigned to recycle all the bicycles available to the population and advance at an accelerated pace to the bridge under Arnem to prevent its explosion." Imagine the field on which the road, on which the Essesians ride bicycles.
This is how Tour de France was born.

Right to! Let us use our collective semi-conscious:

In the south it floods, and we have fires in Siberia! Let us transfer the rain from the South to the territory of Siberia - let it flood and stop the fires! It will benefit everyone!

Do I look at men?And so good, there is a job, there is a car, there is a cat, I will soon buy an apartment - a man in general?He went to the ass of this dating site, went better layers to do!
She removes the writing and goes away.I’m a fool or she’s a fool, right?

You are stupid. She’s not a fool, she’s a treasure, and you’re knocking your ears.

Fuck, I like to shoot!
Have you seen the gun in your eyes?
xxx: Of course, literally 5 minutes ago I cut the sausage with a kitchen knife.
YYY: And how do you shoot it out?

J: Mom is riding on the ears that I have to go to the garage, because there is a lady whispering, like to see if everything is okay. Where is logic?
M: MDA
Q: Type "do not fuck her, I came"?
M: or vice versa – fuck better
Q: Will I check the type? And who is going to fuck, will he move?

Do not go in, pray the nose. Poop, go away, the nasopharynx cried. But director Robert Rodriguez was accustomed to not paying any attention to the requirements of parts of his body, except two, of course. The stomach, who wanted another portion of this, wrapped in a burito and filled with chopsticks, and another on which he was used to turning common sense, logic and his shooting group. Thus was created the film "Machete", gentlemen, and many other paintings of this cult director.

The McDonald’s advertisement says something about the champions menu. This is the menu of obesity champions, I understand?? to

XXX: the PSD file?
No, it’s not a pie, it’s a pie.
XXX: I am not a playboy. I ask

I lived in my hour of driving. Seeing a couple of times a week.
I was jealous to anger and tears, attention, to my best friend! You see often.
What if I sit alone at home now?
WOW : Yes! You have to sit down and think of me.
I’m tired of thinking so much about you!

From a well-known forum:
But why, for example, in many sortings put urns for used toilet paper and ask not to throw it into the toilet? Once it is jumping through what should be in it, then some paper will jump through with a whistle.
YYY: Can it be processed and the egg pots are made?

Habr from the discussion of pornographic sites.

There is an old saying that the Internet was created for pornography. Increased connectivity speeds around the world, online video broadcasting, video chats and live communication, traffic optimization, huge storage and seamless hosting are all just consequences of the demands of the porn industry.

Moral: If the girls didn’t ring us in real life, there would be no internet.

and Turkey. The locals are going to meet:"Keselbech-Ashelbek!"..there is a dog lying next to the fence..the Turks jumping back:"Oh, fucking!!" we are broken ))
The influence of the Russians on the local population

From the mobile phone discussion:

Gabarit (bad in hand), marked screen, difficult to set up, search for applications, not intuitive in use, not supported automatic setup of Ukr.networks (strangled under America), long reboot of the Axis, audio output is uncomfortable located, drive with this smart will come. I do not regret the purchase, he has a fun second meter.

I play with the child on the playground, amusing other children in parallel, one of the girls (D) meets me, judging by the whole Armenian.
D: Look at my tooth (shows)
I: Oh you are! Well, when it falls out, you put it under the pillow, a tooth fairy will put you in exchange for a gift.
D: No, I’d rather give it to the crown, she’ll bring me gold.

Harsh Armenian dentists put golden teeth as soon as milk teeth fall out.

xxx: shiny saw a pair of such colorful
xxx: for two 4 tits good 3 size
xxx: but in the "boy" they were a little bigger and a little overwhelmed
How did you know that it was a boy?
xxx: on the beard and moustache)

Alex: The Fucks
SteotokS: who
Alex: 560 rubles placed, commission 35, credited 505
Alex is
Mathematics is fucking

Here is a girl who has, by strength, first-size breasts. Thanks to all the silicone...
Power of one and a half.
and yes.
- And immediately comes another, without a sparkle, with a normal second size. Which will you like more?
The one who doesn’t fuck the brain.

I watched with my father:

It doesn’t matter with whom you communicate: Goths, rappers, hipsters or the Young Guard.
What is the Young Guard?
I: EP Party for Youth
Father: horror, it is better to communicate with hipsters