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[ + 188 - ] Comment quote №57357
 09.12.2011
A_l_K: “Yesterday I cracked over some nightly news (I don’t remember which program)

In short, a catch was poured into the Cultural Park. And they wanted to do it civilizedly, like, as they said, "as in Europe" - racing for rent to give without a pledge, under an honest word. And what do you think happened? After 3 days, the store was covered because our citizens managed to cut 210 pairs of skates in 3 days.

But that’s not all, bluff.
Covering the store, they began to distribute skates under a pledge of 1500 rubles. Directly in the announcement they wrote, “Sorry, but we are forced to stop the experiment, and now we are putting back the deposit, 1500 rubles.”
And what do you think happened?
The civilians pulled the burned bowls back. Yes Yes Yes!

But not with repentance and apologies, but in order to evaporate them like electricity taken, and eat a thousand and a half.

And you say - the elections are fair to you, bluff :)

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №57356
 09.12.2011
XXX: You are 4 years old. You can take the control of the TV and call Batman.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №57355
 09.12.2011
Explain why men sometimes cheat.

"And I can’t get to sex at all. We all come together on the third day.I take a shower I go to bed, she also goes to take a shower and ends up. First it is washed, then it is dried, then it is frozen, then it is epilated, then it is laid, then makeup... and then it appears to be so sweaty that it begins to wash again. I will die as a virgin"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57354
 09.12.2011
Should we go to the elections to fight with Omon?
and ah. I am a firearm of level 85 and I will go to fight with the omon.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №57353
 09.12.2011
XXX: It is also possible to scratch the scratch
Yyy: Cunnilingus is dangerous thing!! Who scratched whom?! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №57352
 09.12.2011
Topic about Skyrim on the forum:

Grisha13 People, I also decided to play. As he descended from the mountain into the city, he killed a man with whom he had to talk. Now there are no missions, I just run and that’s all. Everyone is in the city, what do I do?
Race by DDD
Gabber » Grisha13 wrote:
"He descended from the mountain into the city and killed a man"
A typical jihadist! The Maldives!
Grisha13 is a new start.?...
Gabber » Grisha13 wrote:
"Do you want to start again?..."
I have never played in skyrim) just "descended from the mountains" liked :D

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57351
 09.12.2011
YanaZemlyanitsyna: Are you a frog or a frog?
Willina: I split the keyboard

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57350
 09.12.2011
We do not jump on the grails, we jump on them joyfully!

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57349
 09.12.2011
XXX I go out of the store.

XXX: I say the legs hurt.

XXX: The guy next to.The evil apparently, comments: suck less.

XX: It will be the wisest decision in your life, I replied.

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57348
 09.12.2011
3M [extra]: I go to the store with my niece. The Sponge Bob toy. Apparently, the sellers did not know who it was and wrote: A toy "Sugaric"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57347
 09.12.2011
I sleep with a man!
The male is just...
A real animal.
This is a cat :(

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57346
 09.12.2011
Comments to the video on the background of the carpet from one of the trackers:

1: the carpet is really the best-)))
With such a carpet, any...
Is there anything else with this carpet? Or give a link to the questionnaire.
4: opened the closets, and there are 24 pictures of the carpet!
It’s nice!I need to find something else with this carpet.
6: The carpet is gorgeous! remove from the video the grandmother and the man, they curl the carpet=)
Thanks for the carpet.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57345
 09.12.2011
The wife asks her husband:
Which is better, to be beautiful or to be smart?
M: You know, I could never decide on this question, that’s why I chose you.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №57344
 09.12.2011
Irina (10:10:08 8/12/2011)
You are CHO! Churrov said, these are fake rolls! Fake polling stations!

Jeny (10:10:43 8/12/2011)
Dada

Jeny (10:10:59 8/12/2011)
and in the false administrations of the area))

Jeny (10:11:13 8/12/2011)
People who are very similar to chief managers.

Jeny (10:11:18 8/12/2011)
The handless pitch plays))

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57343
 09.12.2011
I remembered: I asked my mom why I was like her in the dark ?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57342
 09.12.2011
I just talked to my husband:
He said: "All women are divided into "should" and "not would"";
I: "What kind of person am I? "Don’t let God say "I’t blow"!";
He (trick): "They are already dull" :)

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №57341
 09.12.2011
Tinwee: I need a liquid crystal computer so that the disk processor can read. Which is better Windows or Pentium?

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57340
 09.12.2011
A neighbor’s seven-year-old boy asked him to help with his writing in English. I didn’t include the lesson, explain anything to him and just wrote a simplified texture for him. A couple of days later, it turns out that his work was evaluated by the teacher on a small three. Mda, apparently the professor who rated my diploma for excellent and the chief of the translation agency who hired me - just don't understand anything in English.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №57339
 09.12.2011
Today, there is only one match left of the world’s largest chess power.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №57338
 09.12.2011
Married couple of my friends. Nearby look quite funny: a vanity low Serezha and a road with large "volumes" of Gal.
One day, in the feast, after some signing, someone decided to ask:
Serega, you’re so thin, Galia so big, but you’re sure.
At least once a month you have to carry her to bed on your arms. as you
Is it enough...?
When the strength leaves me, I shake it!

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