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 09.12.2011
Explain why men sometimes cheat.

"And I can’t get to sex at all. We all come together on the third day.I take a shower I go to bed, she also goes to take a shower and ends up. First it is washed, then it is dried, then it is frozen, then it is epilated, then it is laid, then makeup... and then it appears to be so sweaty that it begins to wash again. I will die as a virgin"
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