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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №159094
 09.12.2022
Aaa: If you ever have to defend yourself with a baseball beat, put a socket on it, if the attacker tries to catch it, he will just take off the socket and he will have to try to catch the beat again.



bbb: You can rub her with vaseline, and then he will scratch it out every time, and if he's shit, he'll get to touch it.



Could I have another self-defense teacher?



ddd: I am another self-defense teacher. I agree with my colleague, you need to mock the shit.



A bit too?



DDD: What kind of bite?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №159093
 09.12.2022
Political errors are always corrected in red.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №159092
 09.12.2022
I read in one social network:
A doctor who works in one of the local hospitals. And here, she enters the office to another doctor (he is a urologist), and the one on the screen has a huge male penis in the cut, and some points shine on it. And he clicks in one point with the mouse, then in another...
She asks, are you preparing for the operation?
He looks surprised: No, I will reserve a seat on the plane.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №159091
 09.12.2022
When I said, “I want to be in shape,” I didn’t mean that.

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