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 09.12.2022
Aaa: If you ever have to defend yourself with a baseball beat, put a socket on it, if the attacker tries to catch it, he will just take off the socket and he will have to try to catch the beat again.



bbb: You can rub her with vaseline, and then he will scratch it out every time, and if he's shit, he'll get to touch it.



Could I have another self-defense teacher?



ddd: I am another self-defense teacher. I agree with my colleague, you need to mock the shit.



A bit too?



DDD: What kind of bite?
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